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    Default Gardening with STYLE

    i cleared out my 10x10 plot yesterday and began tilling the soil.
    It was thick with weeds an grass cause i got potent soil.

    This week is all about infusing energy and love into the dirt.

    Talking to the dirt
    positive thinking into the dirt
    Touching the dirt
    Barefoot Dancing in the dirt
    Working the dirt with my hoe
    Watering the dirt twice a day

    By next week you will feel life energy radiating from it.
    It will look rich enough to eat


    I'm not 100% on what I'm planting but def

    Cucumber
    Onion
    Thyme
    Oregano
    Basil
    Bell pepper
    Chilli pepper
    Banana pepper
    Greens

    Ill take some pics every few days.

    Ill also be planting my secret garden now that the sheriff moved from next door.

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    you should surround your house with a fortress of corn and excommunicate yourself from vaginas and society.



    also grow some beats and buy a dog named pork chop

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    No tomatoes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slang Gargoyle View Post
    you should surround your house with a fortress of corn and excommunicate yourself from vaginas and society.



    also grow some beats and buy a dog named pork chop

    LOL hahahhahhaha

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    Hahagagshah!!

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    with a 10x10 plot, how many plants of each are you plan on planting of those?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Prolifical ENG View Post
    with a 10x10 plot, how many plants of each are you plan on planting of those?
    100 SQ ft is a lot of space.

    most of my plants
    continue producing throughout jul-sept so only 2-3 plants are ness.


    1 cucumber vine will yield about 100 cucumbers

    A single pepper plant will make about 30 peppers

    Then the herbs make huge bushes like 1/2lb per herb.

    I Grow about 400 in produce.
    i usually give a lot of food away





    Funny slang mentioned Eden.

    That was the original idea.
    To have an edible back yard.

    i planted 5 fruit trees and 3 berry bushes but the animals ate them. But the garden has a fence with repellent flowers.

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    god damn. imagine if Adam and Eve walked into that Garden of Glitter?




    Theyd be shoutin' Wu-Oooh!

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    You should start some grape vines.

    But I love garden fruit
    Look eye, always look eye.

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    The birds deer rabbits and foxes would devour that shit like the did my rasberry blueberry and blackberry bushes.
    i would shoot them fuckers but its a felony and i don't know how to clean meat.


    Tho homemade wine would be so dope.

    Maybe i can rig something on my balcony



    Diggy tomatoes die in my hands idk why but i can't get em right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    The birds deer rabbits and foxes would devour that shit like the did my rasberry blueberry and blackberry bushes.
    i would shoot them fuckers but its a felony and i don't know how to clean meat.


    Tho homemade wine would be so dope.

    Maybe i can rig something on my balcony



    Diggy tomatoes die in my hands idk why but i can't get em right.
    Don't know about the rest but my uncle hangs bags of gunpowder around his garden to keep the deer out.

    Probably more natural shit to ward off the rest

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    yea you can also use wolf fur or piss - something like that. I think they sell it anywhere hunting equipment and accessories are sold.


    Or just eat some asparagus, then piss in some coffee cans and leave a few hidden in the outskirts of the property

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    Wolf fur piss and gunpowder?


    How bout i just hang some firecrackers on my sweater and piss on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STYLE View Post
    How bout i just hang some firecrackers on my sweater...
    *Un-Shun*

    I had to laugh at that... I had to laugh HARD.

    *Re-Shun*
    http://i.imgur.com/GdghXmu.jpg

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    Slothy approves. In all seriousness I think you should grow watermelon.

    HEAVY MENTAL WITH SLOTHY FITZPATRICK

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