How do you catch the sperm when you beat your DICK
let it hit duh flesh?
im sure everyone has used all methods, but whats normal to you
i dont understand napkin or toilet paper ppl. I personally wanna be beating my ape as the ejaculate releases, and not pause so that my sperm lands carefully on the napkin.
do you wrap the napkin around your meat and give it space at the top your the sperm landing?
i use a sock, so that when you slappin my yak and the nut comes oozin it has a safe place to go and i dont have to worry about a mess or spotting for aim.
Asking other guys what their sperm catching techniques are is gay.
You won't stop embarrassing yourself, will you?
Originally Posted by IrOnMaN
Originally Posted by Visions Unseen
Originally Posted by SKAMPOE
You said something like:
He has no life outside of wucorp and is doing all the gay threads for attention whether it's good or bad attention.
I can't remember the rest.
btw whatever, stop acting like you never used to use weird shit to catch your sperm with, i got proof u did
no it's called a butterfly net
Personally, i let it hit duh flesh, only problem with that is that it makes a mess, so i have to have some tissues beside me. or a sock, just turn that shit inside out, give it a wash and its as good as new. On a few occasions id have a wank and thered be not tissues or dirty socks so id have to take off the sock im wearing, clean up the cum with it, then put the sock back on. Im quite literally walking in cum.
Do you put the sock around yo' dick Tissa, or do you hold it with just enough distance so as to catch the jizz?
Great thread btw, another Tissa banga.
I mos def wrap it around my dick, like my dick is in a jizz warm sleeping bag.
then when i but it usually flys to the tip of the sock so duh nut barely gets on the dick it's self.
im really impressed that you let it hit duh flesh though, some ppl aren't man enough to do it when its like dude, it's your sperm, you know? i do it sometimes but the mess is too much, and when i do it its usually cause i encountered a magnificent piece of porn and started STEAMING MY STAKE 1. before finding a sock and 2. before the actual sex starts
don't you hate when the bitch is so fine you do 75% of your beating off during her walking around with cloths on scene?
or all of it?
that's when it usually hits duh flesh, cause at that point, things get really street.
I got a hidden hand towel under my bed I whip out and use when lil' sunny's ready for some Carmella.