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    BIG OPINION, BIGGER LOAD TSA's Avatar
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    Carmella Bing are Carmella Anthony?

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    wow.

    kinda embarrasing.

    can anybody else imagine bringing this shit up in a REAL life social scenario?

    No.

    kinda embarrasing.


    Youre that guy who goes online to talk about how you behave around cum and male dicks in pornos.

























































































































    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED
    kinda embarrasing.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    Carmella Bing are Carmella Anthony?
    Bing, son.

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    I like to grab a pair of girl's panties from out the hamper and hold the shit over the top of my dick.

    She wears thongs most of the time, so I usually only have a little triangle, so it is pretty snug. Sometimes, especially if I grab something lacey, the gizz actually busts right through the side of the panties facing my dickhead and shoots out the the other.

    I like it when they smell just a little like pussy. It adds an extra sensory perception that really takes the jack session to another level.

    Savage life, faggots.

    But most of yall aint grungy, so I don't expect you to understand.
    --youreallfags.


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    right when i bust i pull all the foreskin upwards and pinch it so its like a trojan foreskin condon not latex
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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    don't you hate when the bitch is so fine you do 75% of your beating off during her walking around with cloths on scene?

    or all of it?


    that's when it usually hits duh flesh, cause at that point, things get really street.
    Word.

    I usually have to go towards the end of the video when that happens coz i do be dissapointed when i bust when the chick is just walking around, even when she is fine. I like picking my favourite part and busting to that, if i dont i do be dissapointed.

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    for hetero purposes



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    ^^

    i want to smash the last girls face into the freezers and shove my frozen sausage into her doggystyle while she moans draws love hearts on the freezer windows....

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    I just open the window and cross my fingers that the load will land in some innocent person's eye who was just walking by. That's real.
    gone.

    Not an accurate representation of white people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    wow.

    kinda embarrasing.

    can anybody else imagine bringing this shit up in a REAL life social scenario?

    I know I can.

    Even though it's kinda embarrasing.

    Youre that guy who goes online to talk about how you behave around cum and male dicks in pornos.
    As opposed to female dicks
    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    wtf and lol at this thread...once again a masturbation thread by tsa...btw is he banned???

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    Yo, when masterbating, you got to try catching duh juice in your own mouth like its raining in nut season. Real spit
    Quote Originally Posted by food for thought View Post
    i hope you die tonight faggit.

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    Well, TSA has two large nostrils, so that's two ways he could catch it.

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    I miss these guys, such great builds






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    I take it KTL is not what it used to be...

    POP THE BLUE PILL AND GO N.I.

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