what an awesome dad
my dad would hit me if he even found porn in my room at 14, that asshole
cash rules. still don't nothin move but the money
I'd just train my kid to be a sociopath instead. Its cheaper and it lasts longer and gets you farther in life then paying for the hooker.
Give him the skills to read and manipulate people for his benefit and he will not only be getting pussy before that, he will be getting away with shit easy.
I intend to be the "bad father, great dude" kind of dad. I have two friends who have dads like that and I envy them. There's nothing like a dad who is outright asked by his underage son if he can throw a party at the house tonight, and the dad straight faced and serious says "umm not tonight."
Dads like that are me. I'm going to be one of those over bearing "molder" dads who shapes his kid into what he wishes he had been.
I am not a great athlete for three reasons:
I'm very lazy and this didn't help
I was never pressured to succeed in sports
All of which could have been overcome if I had been pressured to succeed. Instead I'm kind of a useless joker who just plays a sport because I like hanging with people.
Not that I'd be a dick about it, I wouldn't expect him to be a great athlete, just a good one. Plus I'd teach him how to drink beer going into high school and not get mad at him for stuff unless it would screw me over by the police or something.
They'd definitely be smart though, so I wouldn't have to worry about that, I'm pretty clever. However with sports they'd probably have a play to win attitude towards school as well which I don't have which is why I'm a B student instead of an As in Honor classes or AP.
HANKERING FOR SOME BEEF CURTAINS
LOL....i would never....
but good shit....