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    Today I injured someone in a game of football (soccer for you north americans)

    I've tackled someone and that person screamed in pain and immidiatly asked for an ambulance. When the doctors arrived, they sedated with all kinds of painkillers and whatnot. Then they got this big scissor and cut his shoe off and his sock. The guys foot was so fucking dislocated his ankle looked like a balloon knot.

    I couldn't help but stare at it in excitement. It was so fascinating to see the disformation. I should have felt guilty, but I didn't. I felt proud to cause such a tremendous pain. It was strange.
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Vagina Monstrel Klondike Tigger Fuck Bitches

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    good job.




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    Best part was when they shifted it back in place.
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    music to the ears.




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    its jaspers birthday

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    happy birthday man.




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    Placenta snorting robot midgets...
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    vaginal smelling book readers

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