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    Default Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

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    Lyrics:

    First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
    Dummies — playboy bunnies, those wantin' money
    Those the ones I like 'cause they don't get nathan'
    But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
    Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
    Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
    However, I stay coochied down to the socks
    Rings and watch filled with rocks

    TRANSLATION:

    As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.

    Lyrics:

    And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
    Girls pee pee when they see me,
    Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
    As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
    Stop it — if you think your gonna make a profit

    TRANSLATION:

    I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.

    Lyrics:

    Don’t see my ones, don't see my guns — get it
    Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
    In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
    I don't know what the hell’s stoppin' ya
    I'm clockin' ya — Versace shades watchin' ya
    Once ya grin, I'm in game, begin

    TRANSLATION:

    Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. I'm having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.

    Lyrics:

    First I talk about how I dress and this
    And diamond necklaces — stretch Lexuses
    The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
    Deeper and deeper — help ya reach the
    Climax that your man can't make
    Call and tell him you'll be home real late
    Let’s sing the break

    TRANSLATION:

    I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He needn't be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you won't be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.

    Lyrics:

    She's sick of that song on how it's so long
    Thought he worked his until I handled my biz
    There I is — major pain like Damon Wayans
    Low down dirty even like his brother Keenan
    Schemin' — don't bring your girl 'round me
    True player for real, ask Puff Daddy

    TRANSLATION:

    Your current love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member. After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally. It would be in your best interest to keep your woman away from me as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy.

    Lyrics:

    You — ringin' bells with bags from Chanel
    Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
    Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
    She beeped me, meet me at twelve

    TRANSLATION:

    Despite the fact that you attempted to win her at her doorstep with bags full of expensive clothes and a car (the lower end model Mercedes Benz which you financed by signing over your current vehicle) containing an expensive stereo and a cellular phone, your woman has contacted me through my pager indicating that we should rendezvous at midnight.

    Lyrics:

    Where you at? Flippin' jobs, playin' car notes?
    While I'm swimmin' in ya women like the breast stroke
    Right stroke, left stroke, what's the best stroke?
    Death stroke — tongue all down her throat
    Nuthin' left to do but send her home to you
    I'm through — can ya sing the song for me, boo?

    TRANSLATION:

    You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.

    Lyrics:

    So, what's it gonna be? Him or me?
    We can cruise the world with pearls
    Gator boots for girls
    The envy of all women, crushed linen
    Cartier wrist-wear with diamonds in 'em
    The finest women I love with a passion
    Ya man's a wimp, I give that ass a good thrashin'

    TRANSLATION:

    The ultimate decision rests with you. Whom do you choose as your sexual partner? I can take you on cruises around the world. I will dress you in the finest jewelry and footwear. You will be envied by women worldwide in your fine clothes and jewelry. There is a special place in my heart for beautiful women. I will defeat your man in an altercation because he is effeminate.

    Lyrics:

    High fashion — flyin' into all states.
    Sexin' me while your man masturbates.
    Isn't this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
    Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
    Lyrically I'm supposed to represent.
    I'm not only the client, I'm the player president

    TRANSLATION:

    You will be dressed in finest clothes on the runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry. You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and your man will be forced to pleasure himself through manual stimulation. What a life! I’ll return you to LaGuardia in time to catch your 8 o'clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9 o'clock. I'll seduce her in the same way that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a positive reflection of my home town. Not only am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic, immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also sit on the board of directors of the organization that governs others of my kind.

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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    LMAO
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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    hahahaha

    I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis.
    That part was espically funny.

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    allegedly this was a kid's extra credit homework assignment for english class.. to "decipher" some rap lyrics for his teacher

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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    Quote Originally Posted by My First Timbs
    allegedly this was a kid's extra credit homework assignment for english class.. to "decipher" some rap lyrics for his teacher
    So this was a little kid's translation.....LOL

    Very insightful.......



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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    "After I had sexual intercourse with your woman, she became enlightened as to the proper way it is supposed to be performed; violently and immorally"

    ha yeah women love that shit

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    So this was a little kid's translation.....LOL

    Very insightful.......
    well thats the way the urban legend/story is told... who knows on the internet.. but either way its a dead-on accurate translation and funny to read!

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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    chea, i was serious

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    However, I stay coochied down to the socks
    i always had a problem with ppl and this line.. i dont think he is saying "coochied down to the sox".. that makes no sense.. if yall remember, during that time period (1994-1999) the COOGI sweaters were the shit! i think he is saying that he stays "COOGI'd" down to the socks..




    lets not forget.. he also makes reference to it again in " i love it when u call me big poppa"

    "however livin better now.. COOGI sweater now.. drop top bm's im the man girlfriend!"

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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    Quote Originally Posted by My First Timbs
    i always had a problem with ppl and this line.. i dont think he is saying "coochied down to the sox".. that makes no sense.. if yall remember, during that time period (1994-1999) the COOGI sweaters were the shit! i think he is saying that he stays "COOGI'd" down to the socks..

    Oh yeah......maybe that is what he's talkin about......



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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    Classic!
    Peace!



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    as my sexual prowess is very strong. If you are unconvinced, ask Puff Daddy
    suspect

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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    LMAO - that was hilarious.
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    we need some more translations of other popular hip hop songs.. this could be very funny

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    Default Re: Biggie - one more chance Xplained !

    Yes yes we could - why don't you make the official thread..
    Quote Originally Posted by My First Timbs
    suspect
    ^^That is how the suspected line translates too, ha ha - funny shit.

    I wish Biggie spit his verses in proper Enlgish like this.

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