Who would you pick?
ORIGINALLY I thought it would be funny to do to Skampoe since he calls people fags in every thread then gets slimshady serious when people start to get at him. He would probably crack under the pressure of a caucasian's ball sweat dripping onto his freshly plucked eye brows, but I could never bring myself to do this since he might like it in a sick way.
So the obvious choice would probably be TSA, just for spamming Wu chamber for 12 months straight. He'd probably stick his tongue out like a little nigerian salamandor and lap up the taint sweat.
So make a choice and make it a good one!