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    Default Dont ever put a tracking device in your dog.

    Because your normally next to your dog or in the surround area.













    they really want to track you.

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    Peace God.
    I am so enlightened, thank god for the Ledge


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    you say it like if having a dog is something most do
    like if its normal to have a dog - in your apartment

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    Dogs leave the spot they sit at wet with feces stains.

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    they walk in the pee pee do do grass lick other dogs ass then you go and kiss them in the mouth

    they leave fur all over the got dam place - on the stove, in the frig, in your mouth, down your throat

    they make mad noise at night - barking


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    Man's best friend, eh?

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    hah well put
    I never want a pet dog, or probably any pet
    I could never be lonely enough to want to put up with all that shit, and feed it when I could be feeding myself


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    lol - i just got a bad case of DeJaVu
    seeing Lucid cursing me out for some reason
    did it happen before or is it going to happen ?

    dogs are cool though
    animals love me
    but i bet allot of diseases are linked to the fact that people have them shittin and pissin all over city streets and parks - they eat raw meat - the flys love their do do - land on it, then land on your fish sandwich - flys don't just land on any do do - they be on dog and cat shit for a very good reason

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    oh it's going to happen Sunny....just you wait..

    lol nah that's funny tho, I'm about the last person to curse anyone out. maybe the Vet Insult Chamber was in the back of your mind?
    if I ever do bring out the lucid exclusive verbal abusive attack it's for good reason, like the kid on facebook I didn't even know who came at me like some savage - 3 messages later I shit on his whole world so badly he deleted his account.
    god was that entertaining.
    anyways I don't hate dogs or anything, I think my little brother's little dog is pretty awesome. I just personally wouldn't want to put up with one, especially a big one - for the reasons listed.

    on a side note when I was little I got bit in the face by a dog, still got a little scar under my jaw
    and around 16yrs old a mean ass german shepherd bit me in my ass as I was running from it, luckily I closed the door quick enough to not be left with one cheek.
    this has no bearing on my opinion just thought I'd share. thank you good night.
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    Big Risk doesnt put a tracking device on his dog, his dog puts one on HIM.

    When Big Risk takes a shit, its his dog who has to pick it up off the grass.

    Big Risks dog is sick of him trying to hump him.

    There is serious confusion when Big Risk buys dog food.

    The last time Big Risk went to the dog kennels he was locked in a cage for three months. When nobody wanted him they went to drown him, and only then did they realized that he was part human.

    Big Risk has spent his life looking for his estranged tail.

    When Big Risk brings his dog to the vets he gets a two in one offer - the vet treats him too.

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    ^^Is this guy serious? that shit was fucking GAY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durag View Post
    Big Risk doesnt put a tracking device on his dog, his dog puts one on HIM.

    When Big Risk takes a shit, its his dog who has to pick it up off the grass.

    Big Risks dog is sick of him trying to hump him.

    There is serious confusion when Big Risk buys dog food.

    The last time Big Risk went to the dog kennels he was locked in a cage for three months. When nobody wanted him they went to drown him, and only then did they realized that he was part human.

    Big Risk has spent his life looking for his estranged tail.

    When Big Risk brings his dog to the vets he gets a two in one offer - the vet treats him too.


    You literally had me LOL'ing.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Risk View Post
    ^^Is this guy serious? that shit was fucking GAY
    Go lick your own balls, faggot

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    lmao - yall wild

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    Dags, d'ya like dags?


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