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    Default My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

    She's chinese, and she said that she didnt speak the language that much, but in her sleep she sounds like she fighting somebody and its all in madarin (cause thats her native language). We told about this but she doesnt remember her dreams at all. I thought it was weird cause she would have like outburst or 10 conversations and shit. Most of the time in Mandarin. She cant ever have a 2 minute conversation in her own language.
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    Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

    she is clearly dreaming about defeating U-god with her wu tang sword style then buying plane tickets so she can have a really fun time shoalin shadowboxing all the old white people on the plane. Plus GZA is on the plane and he says "I see your using an old style... I wondered why you fuck shaolin shadowboxers." Plus I bet her vagina has super cool shoalin sword style!!!!!!!!!!!! On gaurd, I'll let you fuck my wu tang asshole with a shaolin shadow boxing penis of steal!!!!!!!!!!!



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    Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

    when u talk in ur sleep its not necessarily what u dreamt about. cause i do it sometimes too

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    Hmmm nothing strange to me.....My girl talks in her sleep sometimes aswell....I probable do so to, everybody talks in their sleep sometimes man.
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    My parents told me I spoke a little french in my sleep once... I took french in school, but I don't know that much weird shit...
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    Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

    I don't breathe in my sleep
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    LOL, and you probable sleep in a coffin right...nosferatu....
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    I sleep in a whale carcass
    "I hate them and I wish death among them!" - Mahatma Gandhi

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    Havent you ever seen the Bruce Lee story? Chinese people fight demens with knunchucks in they dreams.
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    While I'm fighting my monster cock
    "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path
    of torment. I know none other as sure..."

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    raekown is sad, nobody cares about what he thinks
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    Default Re: My Girlfriend's roomate talks in her sleep, and scares the shit out of us.

    ^Thats cause he's fat, and fat people don't count in life

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    one morning at breakfast my dad said he walked in on me talking in my sleep and he said i sounded like i was really givin' it to her...
    Ghostface says fake words, like sprinkle noodles
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    I have a sinister laugh while I sleep. Muahahahaha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty 2 Hotty
    ^Thats cause he's fat, and fat people don't count in life
    LOL, fat rappers haven't been selling many records lately have they
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