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    Default Danny Trejo Is MACHETE (CHECK OUT THIS CAST LIST)



    Machete, the film that Robert Rodriguez is co-directing with protege Ethan Maniquis. Danny Trejo is playing the title character and Robert De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson and Jeff Fahey play supporting roles.
    Thats quite a cast list, who would of thought the day would come when I would see De Niro, Steven Seagal and Lindsay Lohan! in the same movie.



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    these were rumors...confirmed now? been waiting for this flick since Grindhouse...back when it was just a trailer..eloels.

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    they pissed off the wrong fucking mexican

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    Yes it's confirmed.
    Last edited by TAURO; 08-05-2009 at 09:27 PM.



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    BOBBBBBBAAAAYYYYYY! LOL Robert DeNiro and Steven Seagal......Don Johnson.....Lindsay Lohan? This sounds fucking awesome. I love it when people actually seem like they're having fun doing the casting for movies. Can't wait for this.
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    segals a fucking looser and a douchebag
    id take lohan over him any day

    but yea great news elohel is it pre or post production


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    Hoping for a horrible bloody death for Lohan like Fergie in Planet Terror

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    ^
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    A skinny anorexic freckle child? Pass....

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    looks dope.. trejo is a great actor...is about time he starred on sumthing... his role in heat was the fuckin shit! plus robert rodriguez makes bomb flicks..

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    ^^^co-sign

    trejo's always a badass, he should be a big name by now

    i expect this movie to be stupid/brilliant

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    some people are slow.

    this has been in the works for a while. looks like another one of the grindhouse "fake trailers" is going to be put into production aswell.

    looks sick!

    i still need to see inglorious basterds

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    i always hoped fergie would show some tits in Planet terror...cuz they r fuckin niioyce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Cage View Post
    segals a fucking looser and a douchebag
    id take lohan over him any day

    but yea great news elohel is it pre or post production
    co-sign....steven segal is shit

    he like a karate man who works out for ten mins and then spends 4 hours in the pub
    and he acts like a fuckin dead man would, how can they even put him in a film with the great Robert De Niro!? - that shit don't make sense

    still, lohan and alba would both get it

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