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Thread: Perez Hilton dishes the dirt on 3000 and Kelly Rowland

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    Default Perez Hilton dishes the dirt on 3000 and Kelly Rowland

    Love Triangles...

    Ever been in a love triangle?
    the shit really sux.
    you like one person, that likes another person, but that person likes yet another person.




    Like you ever called a girl?
    not your girl... but somebodyelse's girl.
    not to get the pussy.
    but... you know... just want to talk to her about her man?
    not to hate on him, but to ask her about what he's really like?
    ever do that?


    you ever gossip about what you girls dished over the phone to other guys?
    you know...tell them all the juicy bits that had you squealing in disbelief over the phone.
    ever do that?



    have you ever went up to a girl?
    not to holler at her.
    but to ask her if she did or didn't fuck a certain guy?
    you know, just out of curiosity.
    ever done that?


    now maybe you HAVE done this...in the 6th grade or in highschool...maybe.
    but you ever done it as an adult?
    like maybe you are 25, did you ever go up to a, lets say, a 37 year old woman with 3 kids and do that?
    you know ask her how her man REALLY is.
    like want to know the juicy details?
    then have a "leik OMG WTF" moment?



    no matter how bad i wanted two fistfulls of pats hair in my hands with his nose in my pubic mound, i never tried to contact blackula and ask her what was the nature of their eRomance.


    i mean that goes against the all the wucorp rules of eCoolness and the real life rules of being male.

    doesn't it?
    or am i too old and this just how you young men act in 2009?
    you know... blazers, ascots, rosary beads and phone gossip.




    so... have you ever acted like a genuine egg laying female in real life?

    have you ever acted like a female on wucorp?

    are you a female?







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    Look eye, always look eye.

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    Gavin is the RuPaul of Wu-Tang Corp
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    i smacked a bitch once


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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    Gavin is the RuPaul of Wu-Tang Corp

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    technically I'm an undead ever living mummy
    but I voted for man.
    and to answer any given question: no.


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    good to hear mummies don't play hoe games.

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    mummies play game on hoes


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    shuddup fool you got a piece of toilet paper in your butt


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    I only use the finest of linens


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    lol


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    do the knowledge god


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    you've got too much time on your hands gavin

    ain't nothing change but the address...

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    there is no such thing as time krys.

    "The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
    -Big Jew Al (einstien)

    similar to how the world seems to move in slow motion when i look into your eyes.




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    Quote Originally Posted by James Crow ESQ View Post
    there is no such thing as time krys.

    "The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
    -Big Jew Al (einstien)

    similar to how the world seems to move in slow motion when i look into your eyes.




    Jesus Price..

    Every time you make a remark this corny Bateman rips a strand of his bouncy hair out in utter disgust.

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