I am annoyed by christians as well. My friend who is christian has the worse morals of anyone i know. They seem to think that God is like their parents. As long as you SAY good things and ACT like a good person, then all is well. They think they can act all nice and innocent and smile a lot and that makes up for how rotten and ugly their thoughts are. They think they can fool God because they don't get that way and actions are what counts and not just superficial appearance and words.
They have proven to me time and time again that they are filty people in their ways and actions.
You have the humor of a suite life of zack and cody episode.