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    Default Atheist's Nightmare



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    lol Kirk Cameron brings the heat.



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    he might have converted me if he convinced me that god made my penis the perfect shape to fit in my hand and a girl's mouth.

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    pineapples must be from the devil.


    sweet zombie jesus, these people make my theist arguments so much harder to make.

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    ya know, if you smeared the banana in peanut butter, it would probably easily slide into a man's asshole. god must have wanted us to be gay. so why do christians have such a problem with homosexuals?

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    Wow @ Tage being alot dumber than i thought.

    This video is old as fuck, and has been ridiculed, mostly by the fact the banana is a domesticated fruit, that has been "man made" to look that way, the natural wild banana looks more like a potato, and is certainly not "easy to eat".


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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    This video is old as fuck, and has been ridiculed, mostly by the fact the banana is a domesticated fruit, that has been "man made" to look that way, the natural wild banana looks more like a potato, and is certainly not "easy to eat".

    ...and where did you get this nugget of information from? enlighten me. im pretty sure that you just ramble shit, full of conjecture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tage View Post
    ...and where did you get this nugget of information from? enlighten me. im pretty sure that you just ramble shit, full of conjecture.

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    black man made peanut buttuh

    duh black man is god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    thanks.


    but it is hardly man-made. after it was domesticated and cultivated to grow, the plant evolved and adapted to its environment. that was hardly the intentions of the people who were trying to grow the fruit.

    and yeah, sorry ghostlaced, for ever doubting your intellect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tage View Post
    thanks.


    but it is hardly man-made. after it was domesticated and cultivated to grow, the plant evolved and adapted to its environment. that was hardly the intentions of the people who were trying to grow the fruit.

    and yeah, sorry ghostlaced, for ever doubting your intellect.
    No, that WAS exactly the intentions of people trying to grow the fruit. It has become that way thru selectivity in farming.

    Just like dogs are bred over generation to look a certain way. Same with horses, cattle, all basically man made, or man crafted.


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    ^what the fuck are you on about? how does posting this make me dumb?

    im Atheist.


    did you think i posted this to try and prove that a god exists?... if yes, then you are retarded and not very perceptive.
    Last edited by Tage; 08-18-2009 at 07:43 PM.

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    i love bananas and peanut butter
    had both this morning
    thank you for your time


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    hahahaha, i haven't repped anyone in months...until now

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    i guess he was the last one i repped because it says i must spread it around

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