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    Did I make the mistake here:

    I'm at this ripper last night, and my friend is throwing the worst game at this chick who is clearly digging my shit more cause i was talking to her as a person (i always get mad chivalrous when im drunk off cheap spirits, so i told two guys there to let her sleep cause i'd feel responsible if they double teamed her in her sleep. I also broke up a fight and helped a kid stop bleeding after he got cut with a ninja star[straight talk])

    Honestly, all the drunk chicks were wanting my shit that night, but I didn't get any, because when the night boiled down to the last soldiers most of the bitches had bounced by like 1 am. Its like 3 am So by now the cock to box ratio is against me, but im still feeling lucky. The thirty odd people are down to like a half dozen. So what happens?

    I don't get any pussy.

    Why? Because one of my boys (no lies this kid gets more pussy then The Stiffler) laid claims to the hottest chick (he invited her) there and had been off fucking her for a while. So here it comes down to it:

    Be a dick to my brosef who threw the party and bang the bitch who wanted my dick, or let him fuck her since he's my boy and its his house. I decide to make myself scarce and head downstairs and start picking up a bit.

    So what happens... neither of us gets pussy. His game was so weak and childish he barely got a number from a girl who "just wanted to lie down." I mean for real, i have clown ass friends who would have just talked her into it. I would have played her mind like i was chessboxing and done some porn shit to her pussy.

    Did I do the right thing? I feel like I was too bro for my own good.
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    Is this an episode of Beverly Hills 90210?



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    no...?
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    funny.

    when i'm at the strippers I pretend they are yuman too. i'm sure 1 in 5 cats throw that niche game and they are privy to the fact that gayme recognized game.

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    Damn.

    Thats a grey area, but to tell you the truth if I were you I would have probably hit that no question asked.

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    agreed...but beat it don't eat it.
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    this sounds like sort of a situational thing where u have to be there an know all the factors in place but it sounds like your friend had some dibbs on that considering it was his place and all.

    was there an opportunity to pursue that once ur friend got rejected?




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    did the right thing...pussy cums and goes mayne... shit happens we've all missed opportunities... fuck it and move on to the next one
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    Boars, I will go through a baseball analogy.

    Just because in your league your the fuckin cleanup hitter, everyone should still get a chance up to bat though the lineup. Even if the dude is batting in the low 200s, so what if he strikes out.

    If you were up to bat could you have go any RBIs for the team?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Prolifical ENG View Post
    Boars, I will go through a baseball analogy.

    Just because in your league your the fuckin cleanup hitter, everyone should still get a chance up to bat though the lineup. Even if the dude is batting in the low 200s, so what if he strikes out.

    If you were up to bat could you have go any RBIs for the team?
    agree . its not your fault his game was weak. If you would tagged her you've could atleast said he broke her down for you to clean up.. or even better get her to point she dont care who's doin it anymore...


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    Quote Originally Posted by JerseyIronman View Post
    this sounds like sort of a situational thing where u have to be there an know all the factors in place but it sounds like your friend had some dibbs on that considering it was his place and all.

    was there an opportunity to pursue that once ur friend got rejected?
    No, that's what sucks. By the time he was done not fucking her the other chick's (the mad hot one) older sister came to pick them up. If we wasn't out of yak I'd have started making moves on her, girl was even hotter than her younger sister. But she was all business so I didn't smash her either... (honestly I have no luck.)

    Other than getting shitty with my bros and playing some 'ruit the night was bunk.

    Oh well in the words of Aesop:

    Life's not a bitch, life is a beotch
    who keeps the villagers circling the marketplace
    out searching for the G-spot
    Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
    Or maybe you're just an asshole; maybe I'm just an asshole
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