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    Default Why do ppl picture Jesus

    talking and moving slowly.


    in all depictions of Jesus he talks and moves slowly.
    the bible never specifics if he was a boisterous flamboyant young chap or a calm young mens and them.

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    bitches love that. they had to make up for the bibles overt sexism.


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    you know, i was also thinking its cause bitches love that.
    If you speak to bitches in jesus like mannerisms, then often recognize real.

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    hes basically a sex symbol for the opressed female race throughout history.
    and he had power. lots. and a bachelor. there was no other bitch in there occupying his johnson to ruin the fantasy they may one day be on that shit in the heavens.


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    Muscular tanned rugged bearded blue collar worker, finds out he's God. Yes, he got quite a lot of sex. Quite a lot.

    There's no doubt in my mind he got tons of sex. Hell dudes wanted to have sex with him.

    He's Jesus, come on.
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    i heard he was a raging alcoholic, that cursed and picked fights alot when he was drunk.

    god told me.

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    Jesus was slow moving, TSA? Jesus was a sex symbol? ...............alright
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    and God is always depicted with a deep voice. except on south park

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    The deep voice is because God is the all mighty. He's powerful and he's to be feared. Men with a deep voice are known to be more, um, manly. The deep voice just gives God a human side.
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    tell that to mike tyson.
    and is it telling that we trying to depict the voice of God as manly as possible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TSA View Post
    tell that to mike tyson.
    and is it telling that we trying to depict the voice of God as manly as possible?
    I won't.

    That's a good question. Could be.

    They picture God as a white man.
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    ^^^ as a white man in clouds wearing a toga and having a long white beard at that...wtf...or morgan freeman

    james earl jones has the voice of god

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    Remember that song, "What if God Was One of Us"?

    I hate that fucking song.
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