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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    hes basically a sex symbol for the opressed female race throughout history.
    and he had power. lots. and a bachelor. there was no other bitch in there occupying his johnson to ruin the fantasy they may one day be on that shit in the heavens.
    ahahahaha damn aint that the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    hes basically a sex symbol for the opressed female race throughout history.
    and he had power. lots. and a bachelor. there was no other bitch in there occupying his johnson to ruin the fantasy they may one day be on that shit in the heavens.
    You have no perception of what females like or want, virgins.

    Btw Jesus isn't real, it's all mythical shit anyway, I don't picture him at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula_Spictakula;
    You have no perception of what females like or want, virgins.

    ahahaha

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    If someone stands on the sidewalk proclaiming he is the son of god you dismiss him as a nut, yet you believe wholeheartedly in something that happened 2000 years ago. smh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula_Spictakula View Post
    You have no perception of what females like or want, virgins.

    Btw Jesus isn't real, it's all mythical shit anyway, I don't picture him at all.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ali View Post
    If someone stands on the sidewalk proclaiming he is the son of god you dismiss him as a nut, yet you believe wholeheartedly in something that happened 2000 years ago. smh

    troofly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula_Spictakula View Post
    You have no perception of what females like or want, virgins.

    Btw Jesus isn't real, it's all mythical shit anyway, I don't picture him at all.
    Arent you a lesbian?
    LOL!

    U clearly just mad because Jesus Christ our lord and savior isnt some pumped up dyke with a marine-cut and a firm handshake.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackula_Spictakula View Post
    You have no perception of what females like or want, virgins.

    Btw Jesus isn't real, it's all mythical shit anyway, I don't picture him at all.
    Lol yeah let's trust what an internet pizza box (read: a thang ev'ry nigga got a slice of) has to say about religion.















































































































































    No.

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    They'd rather hear me rap over some bullshit switzerland beat from some corny ass underground producer. That makes their dick hard, that has nothing to do with the intensity of my lyrics, some guy, looping some sesame street shit, that doesn't match my pissy project lifestyle... White castle , kentucky fried chicken eatin' ass.. So i say fuck ‘em

    ahahahahahahahah

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    jesus is depicted that way because thats the way he was he was gentle meek and humble in spirit... but people offten forget jesus did get mad but his anger was for the right reasons ( remember when he got angry at the temple and over turned the money changers tables and drove out all the animals)... but we must not forget jesus was the ultimate warrior who came to earth to defeat the devil.


    peace be with you !

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    Quote Originally Posted by prof zooruka View Post
    but we must not forget jesus was the ultimate warrior who came to earth to defeat the devil.


    peace be with you !
    Of course not they did a whole episode on South Park about it too

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED View Post
    Arent you a lesbian?
    LOL!

    U clearly just mad because Jesus Christ our lord and savior isnt some pumped up dyke with a marine-cut and a firm handshake.
    You're once again miss-informed. I'm not a lesbian. I love men... and I find some women attractive but I do not date women.

    I do not have marine-cut, my hair is long and feminin and I do not believe in "Jesus" nor do I believe in any form of Christianity. I'm not mad at something that doesn't exist. You are simply just ignorant and you lack humor in anything you say, thus you remain a virgin because your attitude is completely digusting and unattractive. You are dismissed and anything you say from now on is null.

    A thank you


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    Quote Originally Posted by YungSunny View Post
    Lol yeah let's trust what an internet pizza box (read: a thang ev'ry nigga got a slice of) has to say about religion.

















































































    No.
    Sorry you feel offended that I do not have the same religious beliefs you have. Every nigga didn't get a slice of me .. You'd be able to see my breasts if i was in a beach topless, which is something I would do and have done. .. You didn't get to stick your micro penis in me therefore you did not get a piece of me, Nigga. I'm not saying you should believe what I believe just putting my two cents into this thread. Stop feeling offended and mad that to some, Jesus is but a lie.

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    ahahahaha damn this bitch is foreal

    i like that

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