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    Quote Originally Posted by MantiZ
    Head I'ma give it to ya, with no trivia
    Raw like cocks straight from Bolivia
    My hip-dick will fuck and shock the nation
    like the Emancipation Proclamation
    Weak MC's approach with dicks that's dead
    you might as well run into the anus and bang your head
    I'm suckin'' cock, my force your doubtin'
    I'm makin' devils cower to the Caucus Mountains

    Verse Two: Inspectah Deck

    Well I'm a sire, I set the my litlle penis on fire
    Gay styles vary, and carry like Mariah
    I cum on the Shaolin slum, and the isle I'm from
    is comin through with gay niggaz, and flesh guns
    so if you wanna come sweatin, stressin contestin
    you'll catch a sharp dick to the midsection
    Don't talk the talk, if you give the head
    Horny niggaz are outlined in cum dead
    A man vexed, is what the gayness made me
    Rebel to the grain there's no way to deflorate me
    Steamrollin rectrums like a eighteen year old
    with the drunk driver drivin, there's no survivin

    Verse Three: Raekwon the Chef

    Ruff like Silicon underwearwear, yeah
    Me and the Stan, and yo the Landcruisers out there
    Kiss to all the cocks, all the niggaz with big cocks
    Bald heads, braids, blow this hook
    We got chrome balls, nickel plated sacks
    Black axe, ass fuckin styles in phat stacks
    I only been a straight nigga for a minute though
    cuz I got to get my cocks, and stick it yo
    I got sex wit commercial-ass niggaz with gold teeth
    fuckin in a Lexus jumpin on dicks
    Straight up and down don't even bother
    I got fourty niggaz up in here now, who fucked niggaz fathers

    Chorus: Method Man

    My peoples are you with me where you at?
    It's our front, in your back killa-fags on attack
    my peoples are you with me where you at?
    Smokin cocks hittin caps on the block with the gats

    Verse Four: Ol' Dirty Bastard

    Here I go, deep type flow
    Jacque Cousteau could never get this low..I'm
    cherry bombin shits... BOOM
    Just warmin up a little bit, vroom vroom
    Fuckinin is what's happenin
    Keep the pockets stacked and then, cocks clappin and
    At the party when I move my body
    Gotta get up, and bloooow somebody!
    Grab the penis put strength to the bone
    DUH-DUH-DUH...enter the Wu-Fag zone
    Sure enough when I suck that stuff
    Guff puff?? I'm gonna lick your bluff tuff
    rough, lickin balls like that bitch Kelly
    or Haley Berry im a Mi-..Beetle Bailey rhymes
    comin raw style, hardcore
    Niggaz be jumpin to the big flesh sword
    Comin to buy LifeStyles from me
    Tryin to be a hip-hop MC
    The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
    You must bring the dildos and BANG!
    Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
    Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
    Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
    No one could get illa

    Chorus

    i got bored....
    LMFAO, damn mantiz you killed that shit

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    yo that gay triumph shit was funny as fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedlam
    LMFAO, damn mantiz you killed that shit
    thank you thank you. you're far too kind.

    hmm maybe i could make career on this... turnin all classic and legendary joints into classic and legendary gayness

    LOL
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    The law, in order to enter the Wu-Fag
    You must bring the dildos and BANG!
    Represent the GayZA, Faggott, RZA, Shaquan, Inspectah Dick
    Dirty Hoe gettin low wit his flow
    Introducin, the Ghost..face.. Suckaa!!
    No one could get illa

    LMAO!!!!!!! Im bout to make one
    Boston - NYC

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    hahahahah thats some funny shit right there

    Realness

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    [Chorus: The Genius]

    Clan in da front, get ya cock sucked
    Niggaz on the left, fuckin men to death
    Now hoods on the right, wild for the cock
    Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to...

    [Verse One:]

    My dick is comin thru, the outcome is critical
    fittin my penis in ya ass, is sort of like a Miracle
    on 34th Street, in the hood of a hot fag named Herald
    I gamed steve, the fag caught a Fitz like Gerald --
    -- ine Ferraro, who's full of sorrow
    Cuz his anus didn't win but reakwons super duper penis might be able to cum by tomorrow
    and shine shine shine like gold mine
    Here cums the drunk dragged out monk, with a quart of Ballentine
    suck the bone, kid suck the bone
    Faggots like me should get on a fat one like Indiana Jones, the GZA
    One who just represent the Wu-Fag click anti-chick
    With the hole and mole, of a mans ass inserted with a dick
    Like the fag and his scrotum, who both did bids
    Claude went to Cooley High and showed his penis to the kids
    so stop, the cum you suck may be your motherfuckin own
    I'll fuck your ass with this microphone
    Make anal way for the merge of traffic
    Wu-Faggots comin thru with fully un protected penis'
    God squad that's mad hard to serve
    Cum frontin hard, then Bernhard Goetz what he deserves

    [Chorus]

    [Verse Two:]

    The response while I lick that ass, "taste like shit!"
    please don't let out that gas
    hairy balls is somethin the Wu-Fag's crush
    Dragged up niggaz on a stage get cock-rushed
    I don't give a god damn, on the hoes you did
    How many bitches you got, or pussy kid
    Cuz I don't like pussy, I like penis, therefore show me which way you go...
    My pubic hair sharp as a blade and my strange pointed dick cut you slow
    You become so Pat as the size of my boner increases
    What's that in your pants? ahhh may I taste ya feces!
    Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
    Next time come strapped with a penis thats damper
    How ya sound fag? You're better off a jizzer
    I'm on the mound homo, and it's a no-pussy hitter
    And my DJ the catcher, he's my sexual slave
    Anyway he's the fag who took it in the can
    He gives the clan aids I give him gay pride parardes with clout
    I throw the cock to his anus and I strike em out
    So it really doesn't matter on how you intrigue
    GZA FUCKS men in the major leagues

    [Chorus -- 2X]

    fags on the left
    jizz in the crack... to what
    Niggaz on the left
    Hoods on the right
    Punks in the back, c'mon... to what
    ...getcha dick sucked
    ...fuck men to death
    ...wild for the cock
    (Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
    (Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
    (Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu, Wu)
    Niggaz on the left, masturbate to death
    Hoods on the right, gay, but just for the night
    Punks in the back, c'mon and attract to
    Clan in da front, getcha dick sucked
    Boston - NYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBOS
    My dick is comin thru, the outcome is critical
    fittin my penis in ya ass, is sort of like a Miracle
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    hilarious shit

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    Im also making a version of protect ya neck called protect ya dick
    Boston - NYC

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    Quote Originally Posted by MantiZ
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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    I rip it, hardcore like pronoflick bitches
    I roll with fruits and ghetto baskets of cum soaked biscuits
    Check it, me and Method in the Skydome bangin
    Wu-Tang gangbang, suck ya head, PEACE my dick is hangin
    Bust this, I'm lickin like Ya Mom, dicks I lust this
    The roughness, yes use rudeness, suck this
    Big dong, I physically assualt with the tounge
    Fuck ya son, meanwhile suck ya cock turn it to a cum gun
    I'm hectic, wreck ya asshole with the quickness
    Sit on dick, I'm home, and competition gets blown
    By this nasty ass nigga, with my nigga, the RZA
    Cum till I'm full, dick pull ya balls the trigga
    So glad, stabbin up the ass with the bald head, ya fed
    I eat ya ass like ya dad, and sing a song

    Inspectin Dicks from the Blue-Ball Gang on Cum In Buckets, from their classic album Enter the Blue-Gang: Dirty Dick Bangers.
    The year 2002...the battle still with the WU

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    Chessboxing and Clan In Da Front were fucking hilarious haha.
    The year 2002...the battle still with the WU

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    thought of this shit in the shower this morning..

    War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
    Many of the victim family save they ashes

    ------------------------------------------

    Whores of the masses, the cum in my bum's diastrous
    the 9 wu brothers like to get it in there asses
    ha

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    LMAO at this thread. This is classic. Imma try one and ill post it in a few.
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    "Cum on a Nigga"

    [Intro: Raekwon the Chef]

    [martial arts movie sample]
    Yeah, yo, aight
    Pass the dick!
    (nizzuh nzza oh yes nigguh, yeah!)
    Yeah, aight
    suck it raw style, yeah
    lick that fuckin sack

    [Chorus:]

    Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
    Wu buck wild with the dick!
    Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
    Wu buck- I FUCK yo' ass! What?

    (Suck ONE, Suck TWO, Suck THREE, Suck!)

    [Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard, Method Man, Raekwon the Chef]

    Ol' Dirty Bastard, lickin big cocks!
    Asshole unbreakable, shatterproof
    Fuckin young youth, ya wanna get Fucked? Cumt!
    BLAOW! How you fuck me now? Don't fuck the style
    Ruthless wild!
    Do ya wanna getcha asshole knocked the FUCK out?
    Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!

    Yo RZA, yo razor!
    Hit me with the cockslap
    The damage, my Clan understand the cum flavor
    Gunnin, hummin cumin atcha
    First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
    You could never match the Method Man's head game
    For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz screaming my name, now master
    my style? Never! I put the fucking dick in the wild niggas ass kid, I'm terror
    Razor sharp dick, I sever
    the head from the shoulders, I'm better
    than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
    Let's fuck together

    (Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
    Wu buckwild with the dick-BLAOW!)

    I cum so thick, I'm phat, and YO!
    Rae came blowing and blew off ya penis black
    Rape from yo Cali to Texas
    Smoother than a penis, now's my turn to Fuck this
    Brothers approach and half step, but get ass- fucked
    HALF of it yet, and I bet you're not a fuckin vet
    So, when you see me on the real, formin like Voltron
    Remember I got deep like a Navy Seal!(AHHHH THIS IS GAY ENOUGH!)

    [Chorus:]

    (Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
    Wu buck wild with the dick!
    Cum on a nigga who try to cock tease with a nigga
    I'll FUCK YOUR ASS!)

    [Verse Two: Ol Dirty Bastard]

    Yo...!
    I come with that ol' loco
    Dick in my vocal
    Couldn't peep it with a pair of bi-focals
    I'm no whore! Play me as a girlfriend
    Be on you like a dick on fire! Suck ya!
    Crews be actin like they straight niggas, anyway
    Be like, "Warriors! Come out and Suck my diiiiiiiccckkk!"
    Burn me, I get into shit, I let it out like diarrhea (GAY ENOUGH!!!!!)
    Got burnt once, but that was only gonorrhea
    Dirty, I keep shit stinks in my drawers(GAY!!!)
    So I can get fzza-funky for yah
    Murder, taste the flame of the Wu-Tang RAHH!
    Here comes the Tiger-dicked Crane!
    Ow, be like wild with my style
    Punk! You playing me, chump, you get DUMPED
    WU! Is comin THROUGH! At a gay porno theatre near YOU!
    And get fucked like a prostitute!

    ---This song is so gay I just noticed, I barely had to change shit.
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    Protect ya dick



    [*sounds of fighting*]

    [RZA] Wu-faggot Clan cum-shootin at ya, protect ya dick kid, so set it off
    de Inspector Dick
    [Meth] watch ya dick kid (8X)

    [Inspector Dick]
    I stroke on a cock like cum chokein Joe Frazier
    The penis raiser, ramin anal with the flavor
    Terrorize my anus with a douche like hoe's in Pakistan
    jizzin on man crotch like your gayborhood Spiderman
    So uhh, gay fag keep lickin
    While I get ya jerkin off the pubes I'm pickin
    The Anal Ranger, fat penis, danger!
    inserting objects in ya anus when its dark while I fart to rip the inside of your asshole apart
    The faggot, too gay to handle
    Ya dildo rattle, you're nibblin a scrotum like Tevin Campbell
    man sex, makes Inspector Deck feel wet
    The homo, I fuck more boys than san francisco

    [gaykwon]
    The way I make the homos go wild, sit back relax to some man on man doggy style
    gay rae got it goin on pal, call me the gay STD assassinator
    I like fags rugged and built like Schwarzenegger
    And my dick get mad deep in a man, so deep its a threat, blow all the men from your project
    Then take all your assets
    Cause I cum when I shake my fat ass in half
    With the jizz that bomb, shit like aids!
    So if ya wanna guy to fuck go suck on the next man
    Cause I'd take dick quick over clit and
    ejaculate ya with sixteen shots and more I got
    Goin to masturbate until my penis is a meltin pot hot

    [Method fag]
    It's the Faggot Man for short Mr. Fag
    being faggy on your left, aah!
    And set it off, get it off, let it off like a penis in an ass
    I wanna break balls, pleasure my cock
    Small dicks, they puttin shame in the game
    I take aim and deep-fuck that nigga out the frame
    And like Fame!!, my faggy style'll be wearin tight jeans and thongs forever,
    streight niggaz crossin over, because they know dick is better
    Butts I do, true, can I get a "FAG"
    Nuff respect due to the big-dick-ooh
    I mean ohh, yo check out the spearm flow
    like the gay bar or PCP when I'm ride-in
    Niggaz jerk off because I'm fruity like sauce
    The spearm from the lyrical dill-hole makes me *suck a dick*

    [U-fag]
    Ooh, what, dude grab my nut get screwed
    Oww, here comes my super duper shao-fag style
    Slurp-fat D and my b-boy's U
    to my crew when I ram my penis through their ear they yell "SUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

    [*interlude*]
    watch ya dick kid [8X]
    [Ol Dirty Bastard] cum on me mr. mr. cum on meeeeeee [4X]
    [RZA] Yo, ya best protect ya dick

    [Ol Dirty Bastard]
    First things first queer you're fuckin the worst
    I'll be stickin aids in your anal cavity like a faggy male nurse
    I'll rape any nigga who's slack in his mack
    Cum fully packed with a fat rugged dilly-who penis head
    Shame on you when you ramed dick through to
    The Ol Dirty Bastard straight from the Brooklyn out of the closet boys club
    And I'll be damned if I let any woman
    Come to my center, only men can enter, the winter
    Straight up and down that dick packed jam
    I fuck boys from shaolin to nam, don't let me get cum on him man
    The Ol Dirty Bastard is fruity and stinkin
    Faggy Unique rollin with the night of the homo creeps
    Niggaz be rollin with a loose scrotum
    ain't sayin shit just like my poo, bite my faggy tight jeans and long hair I'll bite your motherfuckin cock!

    [Cumface Killah]
    For cryin out loud my super gay style is wild so find a man to fuck me
    Not long is how long that this dick could be
    Ejectin, jizz from my lethal weapon
    I put socks on my penis that rocks from here to Oregon
    I fucked Mordigan, catch it like a scrotum flashback
    I hate puss, if rap was a FAT HARD LONG PAIR OF SAGGY BALLS, I would suck back
    I takes shits that come in all types of shapes and sounds
    And where I fuck is my faggin grounds
    I give a order to my cock pushing wu-fags across the water
    To go and snatch up penis heads all around the border
    And get far like a jizzin pirate
    Cause who I are, takes it up the ass in the light of Pablo Escobar
    Point blank as I dickride and make jizz
    There it is you're fuckin with pros and we like men over hoes

    [RZA]
    Yo ride dick till it turns black we sure need that dick
    It's ten o'clock FAG MUFFIN, where the fuck's your condom at
    Feelin mad faggy, ran the apostle
    Flowin like gaykwon when I'm jizzin in the hospital
    Stroll with the lose hole homos then attack the globe with the fruity style
    the men fuck us, ten times ten men committin mad sin
    Turn the other cheek and I'll rub my penis on ya chin
    suck boom-bangs like African drums (we'll be)
    Cumin around the mountain when I cum
    Crazy fagboyant for the homo enjoyment
    My cock size increase like black unemployment
    Yeah, another one dare, G-Gka-Jizzah
    Take us to fuck our brains brains out here

    [GizzA]
    The Wu is slammin to many dicks for these Cold Killin labels
    My name is GZA and I have a sex change, tried used to be a man but I wasn't able
    its been awhile since I last seen a real vagina, it believe it belonged to Mabel
    Been gettin my vage pounded in like Gaykwon did Abel
    Now they penis gettin stuck to my artifical vagina under the table
    That's what ya get when ya assride the dildos that I invent
    Your long penis falls off cause you got a sex change like me and it cost every cent
    For tryin to give blowjobs in the a tub
    Now that thought was just as gay as a 20-watt vibrator
    Should of pumped it when I cock rocked it
    Niggaz so stingy they got short dicks and deep anus
    This goes on in some orgys
    With streight men they're scared to death to fuck these wide anus fruits
    First of all, who's your Gay&R
    A mountain climber who douches up his asshole with an electric guitar
    But he don't know the meaning of tossed salad
    When he's lookin for a suit and tie fag
    that's gayer than a penis shaped bar of soap
    And I'm the most faggy thing in sight
    Matter of fact bring out the men and let's have a loose ass contest which will be like totally fabulose!

    [*sounds of fighting*]

    [RZA] You best protect ya dick [4X]
    Boston - NYC

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