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    ^For real
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    A joke is a joke, but you guys need help.

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    Gay Wu-Tang lives on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by theratkid
    you guys need help.
    Why? Because we can find humor in something you can't?
    Boston - NYC

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    GizZA: Trouser swords

    When I was little... my father was famous.
    He was the gayest sam-urai in the empire;
    and he was the Shogun's sexual pleasurer.
    He insterted his penis in a hundred and thirty-one lords.
    It was a gay time for the empire.
    The Shogun just particularly enjoyed a dildo in his asshole -- and it never came out.
    People said his brain was infected by FAGGOTS.
    My father would come home -- he would forget about the STDs.
    He wasn't wasn't attracted to the Shogun, but the Shogun was attracted to him.
    Maybe that was the problem.
    Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja homos to our house.
    They were supposed to pleasure my father... but they didn't.
    *woman screams*
    That was the night everything changed *voice fades*

    Intro Two: RZA

    See, sometimes...
    You gotta see how many figers fits in their ass
    See streight men don't know where this shit started
    Y'all know where it came from
    I'm sayin we gonna take y'all back to the dicks we bounce on,
    yo

    Chorus: RZA, GizZA

    When the homos came, to live our their name
    And to perform handjobs (cock on cock)
    Some had, to snort cocaine (caiiinnne) to act insane (sannne)
    with before Pete Rock-ed it on, now gone
    that the mental plane (plaaanne) to spark the brain (brainnn)
    with the building to be born
    Yo RZA flip ya dick out to fuck that guy
    anal pound em check chicka icka etta UHH

    Verse One:

    Real faggots like me eat each others shit
    and dick bites I suck cock swords and fuck clowns
    My penis is too swift so it goes deep into an anus, remembers that, write it down
    I slam anal until its a bloody murder scene, like a syringe on a scrotum
    on dick sucker foul shit shit, to insert my penis in a fiend
    But I would rather use yo cock, till my anus swollen and hurt
    I catch mad AIDs from not rollin smart, please jizz while I fart
    I like to have mad pressure on my balls, please suck them off
    We doing man on man right in the dirt
    cocks I played, like zodiac signs on sweatshirt
    my cock size is minimum, and faggotty like sandals
    My minimum penis stacks cum in old mens ears on a gamble
    Energy is felt once my penis is dealt
    My clan slam anal with the impact of roundhouse kicks from black belts
    thats my dick attack, in my mans ass its like cyclones or typhoon
    I ride a dick from midnight to high noon
    My jizz be pink, nigga I wank
    I drop mega ejactulations on your mustache faster than you blink (got milk *wink*)
    Cause I have homos cock riding at a tremendous speed
    Clouds of smoke, thats right, my man cock slammin be smokin and free
    Only fuck ya if ya circumsized and have a fetish for letting the wu slurp ya pee
    WOWZERS, WATCH MY PENIS SNEAK OUT MY TROUSERS
    Turn that dick up, my clan in da front want it

    Chorus

    Verse Two:

    I'm on a cock rubbing Mission, that even the gayest say is Impossible
    But when I swing my dick they anus be cum full
    I be the pubic hair chopper, the cock nocker
    Child ejaculator, plus dick to ass cordinator
    Cause gay styles are old like Mark 5 sneakers
    ya balls are weak, like jizzed on radio speakers
    Would you enjoy a stop in my station for an anal attack?
    while your plan failed, hit your penis, like fag-gat
    I be the homo that like to fuck 4, or maybe more
    Down by law, I rape law
    I be cock suckin justice, I sentence my own penis to jizz some more
    round the clock, cum in your eye and time check it
    With the hard dill I be stickin but you can't stick to anal
    Fuck your anus its the Wu, slid off our cock on the DL
    I enjoy ejecting cum into seashells, I rock these balls
    Now come aboard my anus, it's Medina bound
    Into the anal chamber, and it's a whole different sound
    It's a wide entrance, so letcha jizz exit like a funnel
    So deep in my asshole you would swear its a tunnel
    Faggots are fascinated as soon as my dick get in
    Get vaccinated, my jizz just got branded on your skin

    Chorus
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    Child ejaculator, plus dick to ass cordinator



    LMAO^

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    idk if someones already saidit but ODB says Ill suck your dick on a song i know it lol what song is that.

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    u gays should make a gay-tang lyrics site
    Wu-Tang: failing the internet tubes since 1997

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    Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
    Album: Enter the Wu-Fag (36 assholes)
    Song: Faggot Man

    jizzing all over the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Fag Clan strikes again
    The RZA, the GizZA, Ol Dirty Faggot, Dick Inspectah, Gaekwon the cum Chef
    U-Fag, CockFace Killer and the Faggot Man

    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN

    Verse One:

    Hey, bitch, get off my chode
    You don't know me and you don't know im mad homo
    Who be gettin they anus slammed when they come to a jam?
    Here I am here I am, the Faggot Man
    Penis cake Penis cake hey the faggot man
    Don't eat Skippy, I eat jizz and fags like peter pan
    I suck penis butter
    In fact I don't anus ram with a rubber
    I be gay gay I am
    And I don't like pussy, I'd rather have a scrotum in my hand
    Penile style will hit ya, wham!, then dick jam
    You be like oh shit you jizzed my anus like BLAM
    boner up now watch me dick ride buckwu-wu-wild
    I'm about to homo blow suck it up
    I intert my dick into a man upside downside inside and outside
    and I be cockslappin you from every angle there's no doubt
    I am, the one and only Faggot Man
    The master of the plan suckin dick like sam
    CUM, with some of this and some of that
    Hold up (what?) I don't like pussy take it back
    Over there, but I think he best to beware, of my gayness every day its...
    Of the diggy dog shit right here
    Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
    Like Deck said isn't it fun to tear through my hole?
    Jizzin like rah ooh ah achie kah
    Tell me how ya like it so far homo-whore
    I be dickridin in motion coast to coast and
    Rub it on your ball sack with my extra gay motion
    Bring my anus the commotion, oh my lord
    Another asshole fucked by the Wu-Fag sword
    Hey hey hey like Fag Albert
    It's the Faggot Man ain't no if ands about it
    It's the Faggot

    Break:

    All right, y'all get ya STDs, get ya cock, get ya skins
    Don't forget your anus
    And we fag it like this

    I got, fat cocks to suck
    I got, gay men to fuck
    And I'm about to go get fudge packed
    Yes I'm about to go get fudge packed

    I got, fat cocks to suck
    I got, gay men to fuck
    And I'm about to go get fudge packed
    Yes I'm about to go get fudge packed


    Verse Two:

    Uhh
    S-U-C-K suck and I fuck
    Blowjob in the snow when the cold wind's blowin
    my mouth be where the cock go in
    Zoom, I shove the mic up my ass like boom
    Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
    Question what exactly is an anal raider
    homo behaviour savior or major flavor
    All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
    Also fag I like men cause they super
    Not an average Joe I fuck men for doe
    Doing faggot things with faggot hoes
    Yo I'm super when I ejacualte you squirm
    For my, Su-per duper Sperm (ass smash it)
    Check it I give a man on man raw butt naked
    when anal smash my gas pass, im a faggot
    Let's our dicks shifted as I balls
    I make jizz missles and shoot cum like a pistol
    dick is loaded when I cockjam bang dang
    A Wu-Fag rub dicks on your brain
    H-U-M-P men hump my hairy balls thump
    Make homos rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
    Wow, the faggy Shao-dick style is all in me
    Child, the whole damn gay community be fuckin me
    A-N-U-S-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw ride a penis so be I cry
    Meaning when I'm done my butt burn cause I toss salad
    I don't use protection ima die
    Ooh I be the super sperm
    Chim faggy chim chim cherie
    Freak a man and give handjobs for free
    Now how many cum shots does it take
    For me to fill an anus up, thats a lot to ejaculate
    Rape and don't make love, the clans all got anus mad deep Wu-Fags
    rape motherfuckers and jizz on their face like bleach
    So to each and every homo crew
    You're anus is wide, my cock can fit right through
    You're hole is gonna be cock jammed until you have to poo
    Anus so open I like to fuck it with my shoe
    and ya didnt have friends to begin with
    I'm

    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN
    F-A-G, G-O-T, MAN

    Here I am, here I am, the faggot Man

    Outro: RZA

    Ejaculating on the slums of Shaolin
    Wu-Tang Killa Fagz on a swarm
    [Your soul cock just been taken through the 36 anus holes of death, kid]

    *coughing out jizz*
    [Word to mother, Faggot Man jerking off, peace]
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    omg^ we finally got the gay 36 chambers done.

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    Yall should record it
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    This whole topic is so crazy DAMN :\ Its classic tho.
    Wu-Tang Corp Admin Mark Mayoya


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    Quote Originally Posted by KBOS
    Artist: Wu-Tang Clan
    Album: Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
    Song: Can It Be All So homo


    Intro: gaykwon the Chef

    [Can it be that it was all so homo then]
    Know how im gayin, penis pusher playin, take you on this lyrical high rappin bout dick
    Nineteen ninety three exoticness
    KnowhatI'msayin, let's get faggoty
    Where's your cock at, get up on that shit aight
    Yo!!


    Verse One:


    Blowin men on the island, AK Shaolin
    Faggots whylin, cum shots thrown the phone dialin
    Back in the days of eight now, when I saw a naked boy and I looked down, found out I was gay WOW
    gay Rae could fit a school bus in his wide ass now
    Ignorant and mad young, wanted to be a woman
    So I got (SKEET! SKEET!) fucked between the bun, we was kids, suckin cocks for fun!
    Then I found out, my pops had an artifical pussy since sixteen
    Fuckin' that (its that fag shit!) into his anus so hard it made em scream
    That's the life of a homo, one who gives hand jobs for speedos and pink polos
    Im so fat its hard for a penis to navigate through my fat cheeks to the hole tho
    Day one, yo, I was jizzin all over the ghetto
    Now I'm a cock fiend, jet-dick the Palmet-fuck
    In Medina, yo no doubt my penis got crazy clout
    Pushin the big dick from down South
    So when I jerk a filthy penis up
    I bend over for extream insertion and duck
    Cause these faggot fiends they got they anus opened up
    Now my sexual parter from up north, he fucked a little boy and broke the law
    It's solid as a cock and crust balls No pussy, I'm only dick playin, get his folks
    Desert Eagle his dick and put 'em in a yolk (AAH!)
    And to know for sure, I got rape my own anus with a big cocked robot
    I pointed my penis and jizzed in my fathers pot

    (Yo, gay rae, don't suck that shit, man! Don't blow his cock! <cum burst on raes face>)
    Fuck that


    <Chorus>


    <Gaykwon> Dedicated to the transexuals and the faggots
    (Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
    <Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to all cocks and anus cruisers
    (Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
    <Gaykwon> Dedicated to the fruity guys, may I rub my scrotum against ya eye? (Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
    <Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to the faggots who sell handjobs
    (Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
    <Gaykwon> Dedicated to the jizzers and the shitters
    (Can it be that it was all so homo then?)
    <Cum Face Killer> Dedicated to penis phat!
    (Can it be that it was all so simple then?)
    <Gaykwon> Faggot, yeah, yeah!


    Verse Two: Cumface Killer


    Yo!
    Jerkin to gay sex pictures
    making love with Rae as he cockslaps my face, happens to make my day
    Though I'm tired of bustin off cum shots but aleast I can still eat cocks
    Runnin up in spots and letting rea shit on me for sexual pleasure
    I'd rather take off my gay clan members cloths instead of have hoes
    Cum from last night till hangin on my living room wall, I remember I jizzed so hard thought I bust a ball
    I remeber ramming my first cock, and it was old
    I want to get damp, making penile fluids in the shade
    Plus the cock light, asshole is a huge gap, for a small dick, its a fright
    The wu tang clan rapes my dick everynight night in the moon light, I should like pussy but that don't feel right
    Plus my dick is outta sight, All this talk I wanna shove a phat cock
    And have enough land to fit rea's ass on and plant my own pube crops
    But for now, it just a big dream, we can't shave my anus, not enough shaving CREAM
    Cause I find myself in the gay bar where I'm last seen
    Strange first time this week my cock relaxedI bonner for 7 days off anus I was able to maintain
    Cause the anus I rammed is now changed, its new a gaping hole that smells strange
    The glorious cum is gone, but the wu tang clan is still a group of fags
    Yo, mad fags here got crabs
    homos, passin away, I gotta use condoms, cause I ejactulate AIDs into butt holes like everyday
    Receivin all types of STDs from upstate
    Yo, I bite hairy scrotums with pleasure
    small penis aint as fun but I be settlin for lesser
    The magic penis left lessons on my dresser
    So I can bang anus and ram hard anal, find a new way
    Continue to suck dicks with Rae whos gay
    cock-shine plays a major part in my gay rape crimes

    [Peace to fagkind Cumface bang his dick on mine, faggot Word up
    I ram my head up peoples anus like that]


    [Can it be that it was all so homo then]
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING
    Wu-Tang Corp Admin Mark Mayoya


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    yea these songs should definately be recorded by yall and then uploaded.. this could really turn into something

    im sure yall got the instrumentals for these songs right?

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    What. The. Fuck.
    Here I go, Here I go, whether friend whether foe
    Let them know that I flow over the rainbow

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