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    im not gonna post anymore, I want to see other people make some funny ones too. This thread is hilarious.
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    Intro:

    Shaolin faggotboxing, and the Wu-Tang dick style
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
    could hurt my anus
    Do you think your Wu-Tang penis can defeat me?

    En garde, I'll let you ride my Wu-Tang dick

    Chorus: RZA

    Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
    Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
    Bring da faggot, bring da faggotfuckin ruckus
    Bring da faggotfuckin ruckus

    Verse One: Cumface Killah

    Cumface, catch the blast of a hype dick
    My ass bursts, leave in a hearse, I did worse
    I fuck rough, jam things in my anal cavity like an elephant tusk
    Ya head rush, my ass hurts like Egyptian musk
    Aw shit, Wu-Fag Clan get money for ridin the dicks an'
    However, I my asshole is huge just like Nixons'
    Causin terror, quick damage ya whole anus
    Hardcocks is bound to tear men the fuck up, or found shot
    P.L.O. style, my salty scrotum hazardous, cause I wreck this dangerous
    I blow brothers like Waco, Texas

    Verse Two: Gaykwon the Chef

    I suck my cock like I'm locked down, hardcore
    poundin my fat ass makes, goin up an down makes a fart sound, watchin men get rubbed, and tear another mans inside down
    A literate type asshole, suckin penis for gold, no matter how old, no doubt
    and you watch a fuck stick his fat one in my rolls makin niggas ass fold
    Yeah, they dickride and all that
    Carryin they condoms but yo, my Clan
    Rollin with aids and all that
    Now ya act convinced, I guess loose scrotum makes sense
    Wu-Fags, yo sewwwwwwwww, represent
    I wait for one to act up
    Now I got my penis back up, up and down penis all around
    cum on his neck now, react what?
    And no one is streight in the chamber
    Wu-Fag banger, 36 cocks of danger

    Chorus

    Verse Three: Dick Inspectah

    I rip tight assholes wide hardcore, like gay porno-flick homos
    I fuck in groups of ghetto faggots with biscuits up they anus
    Check it, I stick the mic up my gaped out ass so im microphone bangin
    Wu-Faggot slang'll leave your scrotum hangin
    Bust this nut, I'm lickin my buddy paul wall, Out for gay marraige Justice
    My tiny penis still bring roughness, yes, the crudeness, men fuck us
    Rectum, I anally assault with the tongue
    insert one, my jizz shot ya knot like a fat cunt
    My penis extensions make my cock look hectic, I wreck it with the quickness
    jizzin on the microphone, and I win compotitions for amount of men blown
    By this nasty ass nigga with my nigga, my favorite man with pubic crabs, RZA
    Charged like a bull and got pull your man nipple like a faggedout trigga
    So bad, I even fucked my dad, stabbin up my own anus which has a big enough hole to fit a taxi cab, I got crabs
    I insert gay pride flag poles in ya ass like your dad, bring it on...

    Chorus

    Verse Four: The Genius/GizZA

    Yo, my homeboy bring his penis more rugged in my anus than slaveman boots
    New streight men just been recruits to the gay group, I'm fuckin MCs poops
    I break cum and gave you aids oops! Oh well, I still trample dicks, while my anus chomp!
    A mudhole in that ass, after I toss some salad, cause I used to be straight and from the swamp
    Creepin up on an unexpectin anal site, now it's Fright Night
    My Wu-faggot penis is mad fuckin' dangerous
    And more deadly than the stroke of an axe
    drillin through ya ass *swish*
    Givin bystanders cock-attacks
    Niggas try to pretend to be streight, but my fruity senses tell me who isn't
    I blow his fuckin penis shaped prism
    Make rammin my dick into his guts it a vicious act of terrorism
    You wanna bring it, we can suck it
    Come on and bring the ruckus
    And I provoke niggaz to cockblast my ass like rusty old buckets
    I'm wettin CREAM, I ain't wettin fame
    Who sellin anal pain, I'm givin out a deadly game
    It's not streight pussy pushin man it's the Wu-fags ball sack crushin
    Roulette, slip ya dick up and get fucked like WHO? MIKE JONES
    Bring da fuckin ruckus...

    Chorus

    So bring it on...(X7)

    punk nigga!
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    Shaolin faggotboxing, and the Wu-Tang dick style
    If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
    could hurt my anus
    Do you think your Wu-Tang penis can defeat me?

    AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mixtape Mutt
    Enter the Blue-Gang: Dirty Dick Bangers.
    ^^^LMAO

    that killed it for me lol

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    I think we should have a battle on these forums to see who can make the best gay wu lyrics. That shit would be funny...
    Boston - NYC

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    some of that shit is funny, but i would never do that shit man. those are like sacred lyrics. lol
    through songs i write, my wrongs i right
    if you wanna fight the power, get the power to fight


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    [Intro: RZA]
    Faggot style
    Yo, huh, huh
    Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
    Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
    Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
    There's noplace to cry once I stuff inside the broom
    Doctress Doom, prepare for the boom
    BAM! Aw, MAN! I SLAM
    JAM, now scream like my man!

    [Verse One: RZA]
    I be salad tossin, butt flossing, my cum Nile is awesome
    I'm fucking more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
    And the survey said -- give hed!
    Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your penis head
    MZA who was that? Aiyyo, fuckin your back
    Makin niggaz go BLOW BLOW!, like a Super Fag
    Me fuck any one, oh no, here I cum
    The Wu-Tang blow one, dildo to the eardrum!

    [Verse Two: Inspectah Deck]
    I puts the dick needle to the groove, I gets rude
    And I'm forced to fuck your butt
    My ass carries like a pickup truck
    Across the clear blue yonder
    Seek the China Sea, I fuck fags like quarterbacks sacks from L.T.
    Now why go with chest, fuck the Rebel INS!
    Gay since the birth, I fuck slam your best
    Cause I bake the cum, then take the cum
    and eat it, too, with my crew while we head state to slums!

    [Chorus: RZA]
    And if you want cock, then bring the rubbers
    Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
    Straight from the motherfucking slums that's homo
    Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men

    [Interlude: RZA]
    Hyah!
    Step up, boy!
    Represent!
    Blow his head off, kid!

    [Verse Three: Method Man]
    The Meth will cum on some fellas,
    Styles, is wild, berserk, bizarro
    Blow, lick off the afro on Rollo
    Comin to a fuck in the butthole, which way to go just follow
    Method, the Legend, niggaz butts is hollow
    In fact I'm a hard dick to follow
    I dealt for dolo, Bogart cummin' on through
    Niggaz is like "on my ass, now boo!!"
    Yes, I, cum to get a slice of the dick and the thigh
    Rather do than die, check my
    flava, cummin' on the RZA
    whose dick is short like a baby
    Who make me reminisce true like Deja, Vu!
    On my rubbers, niggaz cum is like glue
    Whatever you cum rubs off me, sticks to you

    [Chorus]

    [RZA]
    Ahh-hah! Yeah
    Representin Brooklyn Queens
    Long Island, Manhattan Bronx
    The Rugged Lands of Shaolin
    I love Niggaz from Virginia, Atlanta
    Fuck boys in Ohio
    cummin' through with the crazy, why-oh why-oh
    Fuck, niggaz from The Source
    Fuck My man Kelly Moon from the GAVIN
    Rod Strickland, Jason ? and yeah
    true, true, my nigga is goin down on boy
    We ain't nuttin ta fuck wit
    The whole Texas mob, the Chicago mob
    Niggaz from Detroit, fuckin California squadron
    cummin' through knahmsayin? Fuckin'the whole fuckin West coast
    to the whole East, fuckin niggaz from D.C.
    Going own in Maryland, all the way over there in Morgan State
    Wu-Tang Fags Is Comin' Ta Fuck Men
    all over the whole fuckin globe, cummin' through boy
    Peace to the fuckin Zulu Nation
    Peace to all the Gods and the Earths, word is bond
    Wu-Tang slang, blowing heads boy
    It ain't safe no more!

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    If Bedlam didn't have so many posts here, I would question the motives for this thread. It seems as if it could be an infiltration by maybe the Gunits to make all of us say how gay Wu is, and then use it to make the Gunits feel more secure about themselves.


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    hahahahahahah, gay stuff normally makes me mad but gay wu-tang thats jus hilarious

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    I be doing some more songs tonight,



    aint no pussy in the chamber, wu fag style, 36 hard cocks of danger
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    watch out for gay germs!

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    \/ If you rap this with the instrumental playing it is so hilarious!


    [Verse One: Gaykwon the Cum Chef]

    I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
    Staying hard was no jive
    At second handjobs, pops bounced on old men
    So then we moved to Shaolin land
    A young youth, yo fuckin the gold cock, 'Lo goose
    Only way, I begin to skeet off was fuck juice
    And let's start it like this son, rollin with this one
    And that one, pullin out dicks for fun
    But it was just a dream for the teen, who was a fiend
    Started sucking dicks at sixteen
    And running up in gates, and doing niggas for high stakes
    Making it gay on fire escapes
    No question I would speed, for dicks and seed
    The combination made my ass bleed
    No question I would flow off, and try to get the ass all
    Sticking my dick in white boys in ball courts
    My dick got no bigger, same damn ass sweater
    Times is ruff and tuff like ass shredders
    Figured out I went the right route
    So I got with a sick ass dick and went all out
    Catchin cum from across seas
    Rollin in MPV's (Mens Pussy Vagina) , every week we fucked forty G's
    Yo nigga respect mine, or anger the nine inch penis
    Ch-chick-POW! Move from the dick now
    Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.-Malcolm X

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    Quote Originally Posted by tajeco
    If Bedlam didn't have so many posts here, I would question the motives for this thread. It seems as if it could be an infiltration by maybe the Gunits to make all of us say how gay Wu is, and then use it to make the Gunits feel more secure about themselves.
    naw, its just some shit me and Mixtape Mutt somehow started doin a couple nights ago, and i was laughin my ass off, so i thought why not bring it on here. Plus, Gunit fans don't know the lyrics to these songs well enough to take the verses and make em gay.


    and that wu-tang clan is comin to fuck men, and the gay CREAM, damn. Yall are some funny ass people

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    MGM

    [both] Yo, up in the M.G.M. dicks up
    [cumface] Sike! Six niggaz fucked in flashing they dicks peace
    [gaykwon] Aight! One dark skinned nigga fifty-six inch penis
    wrapped around twice
    [cumface] go to the gay pride parade with ice
    [gaykwon] They threw fag language
    [cumface] Ordered hot penis
    [both] wit a anus
    [cumface] Relax -- whispered, "They rap enter-faggots"
    [gaykwon] Had Jizzy on, two Japanese dudes with fur-cocks look good kid
    [cumface] lickin ass crack handlin hors d'ourves
    [gaykwon] It's like handjob three
    [cumface] We too gay for BET
    You memorize the 1 to 40
    [gaykwon] I'm at the dickrider degree
    If a civilized fag doesn't perform anal sex, his duty
    What shall be done?
    [cumface] Pardon me fag, I like cocks between my buns
    penis Bulgin out his sweatpants, check out his stance
    See the side of his dill?
    [gaykwon] Look like my cousin Lance
    Left hand jacks me off rockin wit a wet crotch
    [cumface] Yo I think I ramed dick in this dude while at the park, he wore the crush-dick leather with the strings dark
    [gaykwon] Now I remember
    [cumface] He from faggot Mountain
    He and Mitch Greene fucked the streight one
    [gaykwon] Near the penis fountain
    [cumface] Seventh dick, Chavez bleedin from his asshole
    Yo keep ya dick up that same nigga from right here
    [gaykwon] Pop-jizzy ejactulating all on Liz Claiborne
    Ghost had the gay Gucci mocks wit no comdon on
    Seen Deion Sanders in the back with the fat fur on
    [cumface] Workin dem men with the fagged out Wu shirts on
    Mixed anus session Dunn
    [gaykwon] fuck me some more
    [cumface] Chef feathered down blinking at Chante Moore
    [gaykwon] Tenth fuck Chavez tearin my inner-anus down
    [cumface] Sweet fag may I lick the anus shit off
    [gaykwon] It's like fags against the streight men
    [cumface] Gettin penis head bit off
    [gaykwon] Smooth and them fuck in
    [cumface] ass ramers representin
    [gaykwon] They sent a dildo over, autograph blessin
    [cumface] Chef suck on my doodle twist and wank gay man spank, remember how we fucked frank?
    [gaykwon] Yo I'm bout to suck a fat one
    [cumface] Matter fact jerkoff two of those
    [gaykwon] Yo they wound up loose anused all night
    Steels took blowjob today from Chavez
    [cumface] gay pride parade scheduled on October Ninth
    gay pride pararde scheduled on October Ninth
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    maybe ima do F-A-G-G-O-T MAN F-A-G-G-OT MAN
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