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    Default if you celebrate christmas and easter your a christian

    yo you know what makes me laugh all these so called enlightened people running around k.t.l claiming they are this and that and they practice this philosophy and that philosophy trying to sound e enlightend smh... but at the end of the day they all still celebrate christmas and easter at home with mom and pops and the rest of there families hahahahah ... so stop fronting and trying to sound intelligant if you have christmas and easter you are a CHRISTIAN end of story and unless you practice the other holidays like ramadan or passover or any other festivites related to any other religion other than christianity you are not of that religion period.

    this thread was made in honor of tsa


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    Christmas and Easter are capitalist ideas, not Christian. Santa Claus was created by Coca Cola, hence the red and white suit. The modern version of Easter with egg hunts and a large bunny was created by hallmark to sell more greeting cards and candy eggs. In what way are these a celebration of Christianity? Putting a religious spin on something that is so obviously a money making scheme, does not make it Christian. It makes it douchebaggery. Do some homework.
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    ^^^^^^ ummmm o.k ???????????

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    I like how the chuch lady (Dana Carvey on SNL) said "who could be taking all the attention away from Jesus on the holy day, has to be Satan Claus".


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    wow. so the bible and church and worshiping Jesus is a waste of time.

    just leave some milk and cookies on the table and dye some eggs and you will share in the eternal light of the heavenly kingdom of the Lord.

    thx for the info.


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    So because i happen to spend one day of the year with my family, and we exchange some gifts to show our appreciation of each other, i am Christian all of a sudden?

    I don't believe anything Christian people choose to, yet this makes me Christian does it?

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    ...in honor of tsa?...

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    hahah this thread got shot down quicker than tsa wearing rosaries with a kiddie cocktail in his hand at a club

    this joke was made in honor of tsa


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    There is one thing called tradition and customs. They are deeply rooted in the religion, but that does not mean that all the people who practice it are believers.

    People that are not really religious and don't go to church keep those tradition mainly because they are based on basic ethic foundations like love peace and happiness...etc

    It is a good opportunity for family to meet together and enjoy.

    And we all have some families whether we religious or not.

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    actually, a christian celebrating christmas makes him a pagan.

    christ was said to be born in the fall
    all the rituals of xmas are pagan
    pope augustus condemmed xmas as devil worship

    so how is xmas honoring christ?

    you better not open a single gift professor.
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    ^ Gavs right.

    Christian's straight gully pagan shit. Sacrifices, Giant Bonfires, Barrels of Bavarian Mead and wenches for everybody.

    Imported from darkest Germany.

    Then it got morphed into English Merry Christmas in which everybody got shitty drunk off rum and shagged the servants. Talk about a gift under the tree finding your wife banging the butler...

    Then we Puritano Americanos got a grip on the shit and said "dayum we want us some winter time slap and tickle." and thus Santa Claus style American Christmas was born.
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    just shut the fuck up and enjoy christmas.

    Even Muslims like ghostface celebrate it.
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    holidays are for pussies

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    Christmas time is fun. Hiding easter eggs for little kids is fun. If you like to have fun then you are Christian. Only Christians know the meaning of fun.

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