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    Joketing!

    I seek refuge with the Lord of Daybreak




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    Oh and this is for you Prof...



    Skip to 1:13 and see the Orthodox Christians of Ethiopia pray in the way that the Muslims do. This is an ancient method of prayer.





    Regarding "Jesus": "...he fell with his face to the ground and prayed..." (Mathew 26:39)

    Regarding Abraham: "And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him..." (Genesis 17:3)

    Regarding Moses and Aaron: "and they fell upon their faces: and the glory of the Lord appeared unto them." (Numbers 20:6)

    The list goes on...

    May our Lord (our Creator) grant all of His prophets eternal peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cee Oh Vee View Post

    May our Lord (our Creator) grant all of His prophets eternal peace.
    ^^^^^
    This doesn`t include muhummad !!!!!!!!!!


    Also im not arguing that praying with your face to the ground isn`t correct either.... and muslims don`t own that way of praying because as you pointed out the Jews and Jesus where doing that long before muhmadman and inslavlam ever came along.


    Praise be to God and his son Jesus Christ !!!!!!!!!



    peace be with you !

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    Quote Originally Posted by prof zooruka View Post
    ^^^^^
    This doesn`t include muhummad !!!!!!!!!!
    Our Creator knows to whom He has given his Revelation.


    Quote Originally Posted by prof zooruka View Post
    Also im not arguing that praying with your face to the ground isn`t correct either.... and muslims don`t own that way of praying because as you pointed out the Jews and Jesus where doing that long before muhmadman and inslavlam ever came along.
    So although you have nothing to argue with me about; you feel you still have to defend your opinion - which for your information - I didn't attack.

    - Nobody said 'Muslims own that way of praying'.

    Why do you feel you have to be disrespectful towards my Life-Transaction by default?

    Why could you not just say "Muhammad" and "Islam"? I did not disrespect you or your life-transaction in any way.


    Quote Originally Posted by prof zooruka View Post
    Praise be to God and his son Jesus Christ !!!!!!!!!
    All praise belongs to Him and may His eternal peace and blessings be upon our master Christ.

    Quote Originally Posted by prof zooruka View Post
    peace be with you !
    And with you.

    Peace.

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    This was supposed to be an awesome thread about you guys helping me jack off, but then you faggots made it all gay and shit.
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    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    i kno i clicked on it looking for something good and all i got was taht 15 year old english kid talking about how he is a muslim arguing with Zooks. cunts
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    I seek refuge with the Lord of Daybreak




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    so ANYWAYS, I just got back from the gym. Should I beat my dick now, or shower first?

    OR should I just wait for my girl to get off work?
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    Dan, i suggest you and your wife wait for jersey shore and mutually jack eachother off while staring at the hot guidos and guidettes
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    the celtics are on....and they are looking old....very old
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    I ended up taking a shower but forgetting to jack it. I'm hoping to bang her out during half time.

    The Celtics ARE old.

    But Garnett and Sheed AND Daniels are out and pierce and baby are both just getting their legs back from injury.

    Rondos an all-star, perkins is a beast, and allen is still consistent and solid despite being less hyped.

    AND theyre still pretty damn good. Once they gel, watch out.

    You want none of it, tooch.

    But they do look like straight shit tonight.
    --youreallfags.


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    shiiiit.....bring on them old faggots.


    i can't fuckin wait....you will be sporting a LeBron sig by June
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    For the record, it is halftime, and I'm not having sex.

    Im now banking on some post-game sex, or else ill have to see whats on Showtime Extreme and get out the noose.
    --youreallfags.


    Quote Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa View Post
    I'm sorry? Negro English? I think you mean Ebonics.

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    LMAO.....well why didnt you mention that to begin with.

    I'd go with the auto erotic asphyxiation
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    nicky tooch lets the priest fuck him in the ass

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