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    Default The Cleveland Cavaliers will win the NBA championship when...

    they finally move to Pittsburgh.

    the Cleveland Browns never won a super bowl until they relocated to baltimore and became the ravens.

    the cleveland barons never won a stanley cup until they merged with the north stars and finally relocated to dallas and became the stars.


    a few years ago, when the nba had 29 teams, they were looking to add one more expansion team. they looked closely at pittsburgh since we were the largest television market without an nba franchise, but because our arena was so old, when the hornets relocated to new orleans, they awarded charlotte with another franchise.

    fast forward to 2010 and Pittsburgh has a brand new arena opening in just a few months. lebron james will be leaving cleveland for the glamour and fame of new york city or LA.

    ok, so cleveland sells out all of their games the last few years, but we are in a recession and if you look at the cavalier's average attendance the year before lebron... 11,500, i don't think the team will survive in that dump of a town.

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    stop it we have like triple your population and TV audience
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    U.S. TV Household Estimates Designated
    Market Area (DMA) Ranked by Households


    18Cleveland-Akron (Canton), OH1,520,750
    23Pittsburgh, PA 1,154,950

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    when lebron leaves this summer it won't matter where they go, they'll never win one!

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    too bad for you CT doesnt have a team
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    Cavaliers are never leaving Cleveland and Lebron will retire a Cavalier. If Lebron leaves the Cavs, he's a damn fool. Fuck New York Knicks. He isn't going to New York.

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    Chris Johnson is leaving the Titans for the Dallas Cowboys when his contract is up.

    No Brainer
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    p.s. the cavaliers played an exhibition game in pittsburgh before the season started. seems to me that they are testing the waters.

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    ^^^lol Is that true?

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    Chris Johnson will be a Cowboy mark my words. Or at least a New York Jet.


    Yea, we broadcast games there too, just like we broadcast in Columbus and Toledo and Cincy.


    WHen you have the King, even the most heated rivals will root for a Cleveland based team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NickyTooch View Post
    Chris Johnson will be a Cowboy mark my words. Or at least a New York Jet.
    Chris Johnson will have new long-term contract with the Titans before next season starts. Mark my words.

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    why would he stay in tennessee.....there is literally nothing there.

    he could make so much more money and get way more exposure in a big market.

    Nobody will remember anythignn he does if he finishes with tennessee
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