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    Default Self ether.

    I wanted to jack it the other minute, but I couldn't go to any sites that weren't Google, Youtube or Gmail for some reason. Don't know what the fuck happened, but I ended up rubbing to this video and came harder than Christ.



    I didn't even mute the sound.

    Just to not feel completely embarrassed, I ask you, what is the most ridiculous shit you masturbated to?
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    this is only scratchin the surface

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juice Box View Post


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    ^watching that i just realised i had this



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chevy Chase View Post
    I wanted to jack it the other minute, but I couldn't go to any sites that weren't Google, Youtube or Gmail for some reason. Don't know what the fuck happened, but I ended up rubbing to this video and came harder than Christ.



    I didn't even mute the sound.

    Just to not feel completely embarrassed, I ask you, what is the most ridiculous shit you masturbated to?

    that girl looks so much like this girl R i knew.


    mine


    i actually took that girl R to wembley to see them, now that i think about it.
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    just shat myself ^^

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    I'm not joking here, but to make an image such as that, you really must be attracted to young african men sexually.

    The make up and general attention to detail suggests some serious thought and time has gone into it.

    I know you're trying to joke around about masturbating to a female version of TSA which you have constructed during a sleepless night, but i wonder...



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    Quote Originally Posted by wunded fox View Post
    ahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Bateman View Post
    I'm not joking here, but to make an image such as that, you really must be attracted to young african men sexually.

    The make up and general attention to detail suggests some serious thought and time has gone into it.

    I know you're trying to joke around about masturbating to a female version of TSA which you have constructed during a sleepless night, but i wonder...

    deep.

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    dear pat,
    i know you aren't the smart brother, but i would have hoped that you would have inferred my homosexuality years ago from the numerous homerotic posts i made about your androgynous demeanor.
    good to see you have finally got up to speed.

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    Yeah but your a faggot though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WUnded Fox View Post
    dear pat,
    i know you aren't the smart brother, but i would have hoped that you would have inferred my homosexuality years ago from the numerous homerotic posts i made about your androgynous demeanor.
    good to see you have finally got up to speed.
    Again, you're trying to joke about it.

    This is no joke Gav
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    Please donut treat it as one.



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