^When was the last time u watched a yankees game? June? Cuz the Yankees pitching staff is hot right now, actually its a lot better than the sox pitching. Shawn Chacon, u heard of him? How about Aaron Small? He's undefeated you know? What about Mariano Rivera? He's the best closer in the history of the game and id in the Cy Young Race this year. Tanyon Sturtze? Consistent. Put that with a line-up of 5 possible Hall of Famers: Jeter, A-Rod, Sheffield, Bernie Williams, and Jorge Posada. Along with Giambi, Cano, HIDEKI MATSUI, Ruben Sierra and a bench consisting of Tino Martinez, Matt Lawton, and other consistent players who could be everyday players on another team. Now the Red Sox: Pitching Staff: David Wells? Doing Nice. Schilling?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. How about their Bullpen?Timlin. Timlin. Timilin. and uhh... lets see um... Timlin. Now the Lineup: Damon? Speed and Power mixed great. Ortiz? A complete Beast. Ramirez? Used to be as much of a beast as Ortiz but he has dwindled down lately. Varitek? Much as I hate him he is probably the best Catcher in the Game. and OH YEAH! TONY GRAFFANINO! Man what a beast! Oh wait, he came from the royals? Oh never mind. Well who else we got? Kevin Millar? Oh wait its not still 2004? Its 2005? He sucks now? Ok, got it. John Olerud? SLOPPY SECONDS! and the rest of the team? A big thumbs down.
Wow, u guys are right, the Sox are wicked awesome!
*Makes Jack Off Motion while rolling his eyes*