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    LOL.....not really.



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    you like me?

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    Of course.......(don't piss me off)....LOL



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    Worst was when she couldn't get it up...oh wait that was me LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeru
    Worst was when she couldn't get it up...oh wait that was me LOL
    LOL....they have little blue pills for that now sweetie.......



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeru
    Worst was when she couldn't get it up...oh wait that was me LOL
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    when i found out she was a manster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    when i found out the poon-tang was man meat!!!!!!!!

    when i found out the precious pie was a ding-a-ling

    when i found out the lovely ladie was a hardcore man
    I got styles sick as hell, sicker than sickle cell anemia, slaughter your circulatory like lukemia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luther Large
    when i found out she was a manster!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    when i found out the poon-tang was man meat!!!!!!!!

    when i found out the precious pie was a ding-a-ling

    when i found out the lovely ladie was a hardcore man
    nah just playin my worst was probably havin sex with my boys girl(i didnt know at the time)...........i felt like i betrayed him.......4 reel
    I got styles sick as hell, sicker than sickle cell anemia, slaughter your circulatory like lukemia

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    ????????
    I got styles sick as hell, sicker than sickle cell anemia, slaughter your circulatory like lukemia

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    Having no experience is good and bad

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    ok i got two bad expirences, my first is (if you read my thread about it), when i fucked this girl and she kept throwin up?? lmao. long story,just search for the thread.

    second, was when, iight so i was at this party,and i was grindin with some girl with a fat ass. and of course my dick was gettin hard,cuz this gurlz ass was fuckin bangin yo,nah mean? and she was even sayin she was gon let me beat,after the party,lol, so i we here grindin', so then she backs off me for like 2 seconds,and since her ass was off my dick, my dick goes up,so then this bitch gets ready to grind again, and she jamz her ass right into my dick, and i can feel that shit just jam right back into my crotch,my dick was fuckin hurtin yo,badly,felt as bad as when u get hit in the ballz, spekain of ballz, i even got blue ballz. so my dick and ballz hurted.and i was like awww shit.and her voice was mad sexy, and shes like what happend pa? are u okay? and im like yo you hurt my dick,and shes like awww, let me make it feel better. so we go into my boiz room (it was a basement party). so she gets me some ice and i put it in my crotch, for like 3 min, and shes like does it still hurt? and i go yeah a little bit,so she goes iight let me help you out,and unzipz my pants,and she gives me a handjob,until i busted.then my ballz felt better,but my dick still hurted. and she goes, iiight ill give you head.but you cant tell nobody,and i was like iight i wont dont worry, i promise,then she sucks me off, and when she was done, my dick felt a little better,but it still hurted.and then she goes iight,now its your turn,and she unzipz,and i go nah, i cant fuck yo,my dick hurts,and she goes nah you kno... eat me out, and i go fuck outta here, and she goes what you mean??? this aint no volunteer service, you got to return the favor,and i go your pussy dont hurt man.. and shes like come on pa,eat me out,and then she tries to kiss me,im like yo u just sucked my dick, dont kiss me, and she got mad,and shes like omg your fucked up. but i didnt care. then i just left the party,and my boi called me up, and i told him what happend,and he spazzed on me,cuz i guess i busted on his bed,and i guess he found the stainz,and because he ended up fuckin that girl,and i go yo did u kiss her? and he goes yea we tounged,and im like damn nigga she gave me head,and he goes r u fuckin serious?? and i go yea man, and he was mad heated ova dat too.

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    ^^^ hoooly shit, damn man, funny shit always happens to you.
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    ^^^Co-Sign LOL.

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    Pretty dope story. I fucked on my best friends bed. I mean fucked too man that shit was sweated up deep. I told him sleep on the couch tonight and he did. I told him the next day what happened and he made me clean his sheets. I thought it was a good trade. I guess that's my best story. Best and only, i've only had sex once.

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    Default Re: Best & Werst Sexual Expeience

    well at least that means you don't have a worst

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