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    Default Last minute :: Brock DISSES

    ILLa Jhee recently "had the talk" with BROCK








    They discussed:




    • bottled up anger & sexual frustration
    • why spicy food and poop = SIN
    • that BOYS shouldn't be carrying artsy purses










    Only zooruka can save ya boi @ this point




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    Brock rated his freckles on field trips and blew fluoride lines in the back of the bus

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    When B-rock sweats, the aromas of different flavours of lunch meat are emitted from his doughy pores










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    When Brock sweats his wine coolers, GZA has to be held upright by Killah Priest

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    Quote Originally Posted by robbie sinclair View Post
    when brock sweats his wine coolers, gza has to be held upright by killah priest
    ha
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    Brock's 1rst fingering session started with FOAM and ended with NETFLIX ratings.

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    brok payed for male companionship

    THE REAL PCP

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    BROCK paid for human companionship

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    Quote Originally Posted by SKAM-POPE View Post
    brok payed for male companionship
    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    BROCK paid for human companionship
    brock picks up guys from the internets

    THE REAL PCP

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    Brock rated his water to body weight ratio,

    his forehead ratio to Tyra's and then wrote that Wu Massacre review

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    brock rated, color coded, and arranged his striped tube socks according to downy sowafness.

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    Brock pretends the story of hansel and gretel doesns't exist.

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    BROCK's TITs are gonna be care packages in the next modern warfare

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    HAHAHAHA
    "Brock's tits - ready and waiting"
    "Brock's tits - deployed"


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    Brock's dick = predator missile striking the Citi Field parking lot

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