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    Default Nobody cares about you on Wu-Corp

    that's right, if you are reading this, nobody gives a fuck about you. some people on here really believe that their wu-corp existence matters and that people look for them, but the proof is in the pudding.

    Style disappeared for months. nobody cared
    T$A isn't on as much. nobody cares
    Ghostlaced has been banned twice. nobody cared
    nick toochski fakes his death. nobody cared
    Ms. Rzarectah hasn't been here much in the past year. nobody cares
    beautifly is gone. nobody cares
    minibumps is gone. nobody cares
    art vandelay didn't post for about 4 days earlier in the week. nobody cared
    krizysubstance doesn't post here anymore. nobody cares
    all the corpse members didn't post here. nobody cared
    ilz potent hasn't been here in months. nobody cares
    blackula hasn't been here in months. nobody cares.
    jordi hasn't been here in years. nobody cares
    robbie was playing with turtles in the galapagos. nobody cared
    afficial nastee left. nobody cares. actually, nobody cared when he was here.

    maybe the only person anybody ever asked about when he didn't post for a while was sean/pat bateman. i don't know why that is, but i remember people asking about where the fuck he went when he was banned.


    so if you think everyone or anyone gives a fuck about you on wu-corp. just ask for a month long ban and when you come back, see if anyone cared. sure they'll ask where you were, but if you go back looking through the posts, you'll notice your name was never mentioned.

    if you don't believe me, just ask ghostlaced. he's a guy who thought that the wu-corp world revolved around him. he disappeared from posting for a month and he kept checking back everyday waiting to see what people were posting about him. he was even looking at penis threads and my profile while he was gone just hoping to find something, but his name was never mentioned. and then like george costanza, he came back to the wu-corp office pretending like he never quit.

    so go ahead prove that people care about you. and come up with something more original than i made this thread so i must care.

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    So what you're trying to say is that nobody cares about anybody except for me?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean Bateman View Post
    So what you're trying to say is that nobody cares about anybody except for me?


    hahaha


    YES




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    guess what....

    you wrote all that shit


    and nobody cares

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    I'm gonna steal it and repost it.


    Brock would care. He also cares about the 12welve days of Christmas.



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    I care that you can't keep my name out your mouf. I'm not Kim, and you're bald Emineminem. (The extra M is for Minoxodil.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by beautifulrock View Post
    I care that you can't keep my name out your mouf. I'm not Kim, and you're bald Emineminem. (The extra M is for Minoxodil.)

    I can assure you that I look nothing like him at this point. My hair is starting to look more John Stamos.

    Originoo members know the deal.


    Babe.

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    Your name is Patches.
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    I'd like to burn your fat neck with a cigarette like that kid in Gran Torino.

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    but i love your obese cynical nature. you are a model poster.



    much better than that killbot oreo.

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    I like how you felt guilty about the rough and tumble nature of your first post so you had to double post a half hearted compliment/back hand slap on the retarded 12 year old mulatto kid/rapper from Southern Connecticut.
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    you're still here brock ?




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