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    Default Master Cleanse

    Just talking with my family and they say I'm crazy....anyone else do a cleanse. I do the master cleanse for 10 to 15 days to get the junk out.



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    herpuhs clumps?

    THE REAL PCP

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    are you talking about a colon cleanse?

    you can get the fiber capsule-colon cleans things at gnc for like 20 dollars and they work well.

    my dad started getting colonics once he hit 45. he gets one every 6 months.

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    I heard Britney Spears got all of the cum out of her belleh using the technique.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pandemic View Post
    are you talking about a colon cleanse?

    you can get the fiber capsule-colon cleans things at gnc for like 20 dollars and they work well.

    my dad started getting colonics once he hit 45. he gets one every 6 months.
    No it's more like cleaning all the toxins out of ur body. U mix lemon, maple syrup and cayenne pepper with water and u drink it like 10 times a day and no food.



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    QUEENS NEEDS TO CLEANSE HER ASSHoLE


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    ^^^ya if you overdo those or diuretics they can mess up your kidney and liver iirc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Queen of Poetry is a real life celebrity

    •woman
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    •lives in NYC
    •loves white cock
    •vegan


    Robin Quivers


    now you can add master cleanse to the list, also

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    I heard Britney Spears got all of the cum out of her belleh using the technique.
    Do u recommend this? Has it worked for u?



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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    QUEENS NEEDS TO CLEANSE HER ASSHoLE

    When u and ur "partner" r fittin to have a romantic moment, how do u prepare urs?



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    Quote Originally Posted by CEITEDMOFO View Post
    QUEENS NEEDS TO CLEANSE HER ASSHoLE

    oh yeah.
    when I said I didnt like anal she said and I quote "a real lady prepares days ahead"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Of Poetry View Post
    Do u recommend this? Has it worked for u?

    Don't even try to flip that comment on me considering you have a throat that any owner of Flowmaster exhaust would be envious of.

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    SHOW HOWARD the DIGITAL @FTERLIFE !!!!!!


    I'll have a demo tape - aug 1st

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbie Sinclair View Post
    Don't even try to flip that comment on me considering you have a throat that any owner of Flowmaster exhaust would be envious of.

    I don't even know what that is but oddly u do..............hmmmmmm

    Coincidence? Just sayin



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    tell howard that I am bringing back punk rock thru hip-hop!!!!!!!!

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