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    10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:

    1. Elvis is dead.

    2. Jesus was not white.

    3. Rap music is here to stay.

    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

    7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.

    8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

    9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
    line.

    10. Having your children curse you out in public is
    not normal.

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    10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:

    1. Hickey's are not attractive.

    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

    3. Jesus is not a name for your son.

    4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

    5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

    6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

    7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

    8. Your in America you speak our language.

    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
    every person in your family.

    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
    is not normal.


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    10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
    PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. O.J . did it.

    2. Tupac is dead.

    3. Teeth should not be decorated.

    4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

    7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
    more than your car.


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    10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
    PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

    1. You cant drive.

    2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.

    3. The peace sign is outdated.

    4. Rice is not a main course.

    5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

    6. Feet were meant to grow.

    7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

    8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

    9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.

    10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.

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    LMFAO about the Peace sign with the Asians!!!! That's soooo true lol...but it's funny when they throw them up for a photo tho
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    lmao

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    damn! that shit is too funny! The Hispanic one was the funniest.
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    Default Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit

    LOL......that was interesting.......



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    ALL 4 were FUNNY. CLassic. props.
    "Who's the wickedest, street officialist, Guess, Gortex
    Lex is the crispiest, ice the vidiculous
    Peep and look, the unexplainable'll keep ya shook
    High illism, the realism got you hooked"
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    Some one should do a 10 truths that wu corps fans wont admit.
    "Who's the wickedest, street officialist, Guess, Gortex
    Lex is the crispiest, ice the vidiculous
    Peep and look, the unexplainable'll keep ya shook
    High illism, the realism got you hooked"
    AZ - Doe or Die (Rza Remix)

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    I will admit racial forms you cronenberg

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    Lmfao

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    10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
    PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    2. Tupac is dead.
    hahahahh
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    6. Feet were meant to grow.
    i about died.

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    thats jokes man, give out sum more.

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    Default Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit

    Quote Originally Posted by HAN88
    thats jokes man, give out sum more.
    lol,ill try to think of some more.

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    this shit had me rolling
    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyBuilt4PuertoRicanLinx
    10 TRUTHS BLACK HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:

    1. Elvis is dead.

    2. Jesus was not white.

    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.

    5. Skinny does not equal sexy.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    10 TRUTHS WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:

    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

    5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.

    7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.

    8. Your in America you speak our language.

    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
    every person in your family.

    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
    is not normal.


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    10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
    PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

    1. O.J . did it.

    2. Tupac is dead.

    4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.

    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

    7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.

    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.

    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
    more than your car.


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    10 TRUTHS WHITE HISPANIC AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
    PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT

    2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.


    5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.

    6. Feet were meant to grow.

    7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.

    8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.

    9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.

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    Default Re: Racial Truthz That You Wont Admit

    I'm fucking dying, this shit is hilarious! I'm over in the school library and I just started dying when I read this, apparently I distrupted the noise level in the library...when theres like 4 other people here.
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