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    Default look at this camel...

    hes just chillin like a little bitch


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    I wish I was there chillin with that camel we would smoke a bowl together.
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    Default Re: look at this camel...

    yea, hes a cool mofucka. i ride him often when picking up chiles at the local bistro

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    I really want a monkey as a pet tho, monkeys are chill as fuck.
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    If you smile at monkeys, they'll attack. This I found out after having a staring contest with one

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    Wow, thats pretty cool. I'll take my monkey everywhere tho. Ill even take it to the club. And I'll smoke him out.
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    I once had this smoking monkey. He had a sigaret in his mouth that you could light and he would puff like crazy. One day he decided to give up the habbit and became a firecracker.

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    if u put a cigarette in a frogs mouth it blows up. My dad used to do it in Argentina.
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    Frogs are full of magic. You kiss them, they turn into a prince, you give them a smoke they blow up. I wonder what they do when you insert them into your grandmas stoma bag.

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    They probly turn her into a prince, cuz she'd have all their magic then
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    Default Re: look at this camel...

    i dont know about that, but i once touched a frogs ear and it grew a huge erection

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    Scientists believe nothing would happen, but what do they know.

    Once there was a frog who was pretty crazy. The 'crazy frog' met this German producer who composes ringtones for mobile phones and the frog was being all crazy making weird soounds and driving a motorcycle and shit. The German producer thought the crazy frog was hilarious and asked him if he would want to be part of his evil masterplan that was to drive regular people like me to suicide.


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    Thats because ur finger is actually a frogs penis and that frog was gay.
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    bobbyd is human crack in the flesh


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    human crack.....ahhh delicious. cannibalism and drugs at the same time yo!

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