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Old 09-19-2011, 10:36 AM   #1
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this stuff works wonders. especially if yall are always eating some spicy shit like the god.

wash youre stinking ass bro.
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Old 09-19-2011, 10:51 AM   #2
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I keep a steady supply.

Gotta have your wipe game proper.
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Old 09-19-2011, 10:21 PM   #5
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I keep a steady supply.

Gotta have your wipe game proper.
ahaha they dont know son!!!

they dont know about the wipe game lmao
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Old 09-19-2011, 07:51 PM   #6
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why use ass wipes when you can get your salad tossed?
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:25 PM   #7
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tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

FMJ - is this possible?
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tuck cottonelle by the anus like a butt plug?

FMJ - is this possible?
Hmm...probably not. But I may have to upgrade my techniques to that of fft's.



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ahaha they dont know son!!!

they dont know about the wipe game lmao

Could you please school me on ya techniques, son? I think I'm done wit "tuckin toilet paper by the anus like a buttplug".
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I see ppl have moved on from ball-shaving to ass wiping etiquette
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Old 09-19-2011, 10:31 PM   #12
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If you check the time on the OP, you will notice it was errly in the mornin.

This thread was made shortly after my morning shit and pondering the benefits of the cottonelle ass wipe.


also,
imo Wiping ass is normal but discussing techniques you mastered after years of shaving your ass and the area between your ass and balls is some jeffery dahmer type shit word life
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Old 09-20-2011, 12:10 AM   #13
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the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

thats word life son.
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the cottonelle ass wipes are used in place of toilet paper son.

This shit is especially useful when you been eating spicy shit and you know it burned on the way in so its gona burn on the way out. the ass wipes renders the spicy shit unaffective on the way out and allows for a pleasent shit son.

thats word life son.

I don't use them as a replacement, I use them in conjuction with toilet paper.

I wipe with regular TP first, then a Cottonelle, then another once over with TP.

I don't know about you, but if I use the Cottonelle without a dry follow up I get itchy.

I know my method might seem labor intensive, but I have it on good authority that I'm not the only one who does this.



So you're saying when you take a spicy shit you use one before you sit down to let loose?

I've never tried that.
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I don't use them as a replacement, I use them in conjuction with toilet paper.

I wipe with regular TP first, then a Cottonelle, then another once over with TP.

I don't know about you, but if I use the Cottonelle without a dry follow up I get itchy.

I know my method might seem labor intensive, but I have it on good authority that I'm not the only one who does this.



So you're saying when you take a spicy shit you use one before you sit down to let loose?

I've never tried that.
lmao @ labor intensive


yea i just use that shit in place of toilet paper and get no complications from it - lol no burning sensation like open wounds or itchy feeling


and yea i wipe my ass with the jewel before i take a shit when anticipating an ass burn and it works miracles.

makes the otherwise unpleasant shit session rather bearable.

Peace to the gods.




i feel like rzarectum when he was discussin intricate details of how to shave the area between the ass and nutsack.

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