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Old 04-25-2012, 07:34 PM   #1
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A KNIFE attack victim saved his own life after having his throat slit by stemming the gushing blood with a doner kebab.

Quick-thinking James Hobbs, 37, held the wrapped 3.40 takeaway to his neck for several minutes until his cousin found a towel to cover the 5in gash.

James Hobbs ... shows wound



The jobless dad lost 6 pints of blood by the time medics arrived at Tasty Bitez.
He needed an op to open his windpipe so he could breathe and 27 staples to seal the cut.
James said: I instinctively whacked the kebab to my neck to restrict blood flow. Its pure luck I was hungry.
Jamie Edney, 34, is charged over the attack in Highbridge, Somerset.
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:51 PM   #2
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:57 PM   #3
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this sounds like a check two thread
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Old 04-26-2012, 05:51 PM   #4
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Every man, woman and child should carry an emergency kebab now at all time just in case they get their throat slashed.
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:44 PM   #5
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^you might need two. one for your neck and the other for your split rectum.
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:49 PM   #6
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ahahahahahah

1 man and 1 kebab

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