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Hats made out of meat is in style?
I didn't know that wearing hats made out of meat was popular now?
Graveyard Shifter?  hatsofmeat.com
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hell yea check two,you aint know?? i invented those,how do you think i became so wealthy?
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05-08-2007, 08:18 PM
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i hope it comes with some warnings...
*WARNING* will attract dogs *WARNING* wearers of this product may develope salmonella poisoning
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05-08-2007, 10:58 PM
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lol
Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair? A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth. Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad? A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection. Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat? A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away. Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat? A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat. Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat? A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.
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i wanna meat helmet *laughs*
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Fuck your thing
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I want a meat penis. No, not funny.
Do not want. *speeds away on segway*
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*pictures jasper leaning to the extreme on his segway*
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Fuck your thing
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Ridin' dirty on my segway. Drive by shooting with my gangsta lean on.
Sho' nuff!
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05-11-2007, 01:47 PM
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Why is this one of the worst threads? lol
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05-11-2007, 01:49 PM
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Are you aware I kill at will?
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Apologies check but its just lame.
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05-11-2007, 01:53 PM
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Not as lame or dumb as a bunch of other threads that are still in general chat. Such as 'what is worse', having to piss bad with a boner, or having to take a real big crap. Award winning thread there. lol
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Seems like you want to mod...go ahead and bump them and i will move them.
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