Gentlemen, a masturbation question. (Pretty graphic) - Wu-Tang Corp. - Official Site of the Wu-Tang Clan

MAYOR QUIMBY · 10-23-2007, 11:53 AM

When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

Chief 'Broom · 10-23-2007, 11:56 AM

Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

Ya_Bane · 10-23-2007, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by emperorles

When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

wow..

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Originally Posted by Chief 'Broom

Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

lol

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition · 10-23-2007, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief 'Broom

Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.

lmao

MASTER PAI MEI · 10-23-2007, 11:59 AM

Hahahaha...emperor you obviously have some s&m issueS

WARPATH · 10-23-2007, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emperorles

When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

That's fucking disgusting.

DJMethods · 10-23-2007, 12:02 PM

HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent

L~>1<~NKS · 10-23-2007, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DJMethods

HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent

No he don't.

MAYOR QUIMBY · 10-23-2007, 12:04 PM

For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

mashqauck · 10-24-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by emperorles

For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

LOL

i've been jacking off as long as i can remember and i never did it like that... but i guess i started jacking off because when i was like 5 or 6 i got my first physical and the nurse literally stroked my penis and when i went home i immediately did exactly that everyday of my life until now

begongo · 10-23-2007, 12:06 PM

can you still do it ? or it only worked back then?

DJMethods · 10-23-2007, 12:07 PM

I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

Bis Fan · 10-23-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DJMethods

I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?

He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen

Longbongcilvaringz · 10-23-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bis Fan

He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen

hahaha

oh shit, this has to be a joke?

you felt the urge to get one off one day, so you just started elbowing yourself in the stomache... like normal people do...

Ya_Bane · 10-23-2007, 12:11 PM

*future nominee for classic-section*

10-23-2007, 11:53 AM	#1
MAYOR QUIMBY Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, USA. Posts: 4,598 Rep Power: 23	Gentlemen, a masturbation question. (Pretty graphic) When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way. Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

10-23-2007, 11:56 AM	#2
Chief 'Broom Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NY Age: 31 Posts: 1,957 Rep Power: 11	Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina. __________________ "...when i was 12, i went to hell for snuffin Jesus" -GOD's SON

10-23-2007, 11:59 AM	#5
MASTER PAI MEI Are you aware I kill at will? Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: The Depths of Shaolin Posts: 7,722,450 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 10	Hahahaha...emperor you obviously have some s&m issueS __________________

10-23-2007, 12:02 PM	#7
DJMethods Wu Vatican Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,845 Rep Power: 23	HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent __________________ Teachin Da SeedZ

10-23-2007, 12:07 PM	#12
DJMethods Wu Vatican Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 5,845 Rep Power: 23	I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day? __________________ Teachin Da SeedZ

10-23-2007, 12:04 PM	#9
MAYOR QUIMBY Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, USA. Posts: 4,598 Rep Power: 23	For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

10-23-2007, 12:11 PM	#15
Ya_Bane I'm The Master MingLuKhan Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 4,020 Rep Power: 18	future nominee for classic-section __________________

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