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Old 10-23-2007, 11:53 AM   #1
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When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:56 AM   #2
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Emperoress - I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you have a vagina.
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When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?

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Old 10-23-2007, 02:02 PM   #4
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:59 AM   #5
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Hahahaha...emperor you obviously have some s&m issueS
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When i first started doing the dirty deed i was around 12 or 13. But back then i didn't stroke my salami. What i did was i would be sitting in a chair or couch and repeatedly punch my abdomen with my left elbow. Basically i would hit the side of my body (between the belly button and left hip) over and over again and i have no idea how, but i would bust a nut hella quick. No joke. Craziest shit!!!! It wasn't until about 8th grade when i heard other dudes at school talking about just stroking it that i started to do it the normal way.

Did anyone else do it the way i did? Why does that happen? Anyone heard of this?
That's fucking disgusting.
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HAHAHAHA.. empories needs to hook up with IlzPotent
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No he don't.
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:04 PM   #9
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For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:08 PM   #10
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For real! Thats what i used to do back in the day, there has to be someone else that did this. I never even knew you could stroke your bean stick.

LOL

i've been jacking off as long as i can remember and i never did it like that... but i guess i started jacking off because when i was like 5 or 6 i got my first physical and the nurse literally stroked my penis and when i went home i immediately did exactly that everyday of my life until now
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can you still do it ? or it only worked back then?
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I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:30 PM   #13
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I might regret this question... but how did you discover this? Just start hitting yourself in the stomach one day?
He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen

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Old 10-23-2007, 09:57 PM   #14
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He has really short arms

He's lying about his left elbow. So it must have been his middle finger on his left hand.

Lol at this clown sploogin from shaolin finger jabbin his abdomen


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oh shit, this has to be a joke?

you felt the urge to get one off one day, so you just started elbowing yourself in the stomache... like normal people do...
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Old 10-23-2007, 12:11 PM   #15
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