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Old 02-16-2009, 09:50 PM   #1
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Default Some bad shit went down today at my place

I had the day off but still figured I'd get a couple things done for work. No one else was home. I had a decent breakfast, watched the weather forecast and decided to start cleaning the bathroom since it looked like hell. I was all pissed cuz I ran out of Pinesol.

So I decided I was gonna go to the store and buy some cleaning products. I go take a shit.





5 minutes into the shit...













I hear our dogs knock something over. Sounded like a broom falling over and smacking the floor. Thats all that triggered it. Next I heard a blood curdling yelping. Like some horror movie shit. I got off the pot in under 30 seconds, exploded out the door and went into a fucking rage trying to break up a fight between our massive rotweiler and the largest pitbull.








They've gotten into it before, but never this bad. Chunks of flesh are missing from the each of their face. I tried beating them with a wooden cane, wooden bar stool, my fists, and feet but nothing fazed them or STOPPED them. Can't even put into text the crazy cowboy-hogtie manuver I used to get the pit out the door onto the deck. Not only did my finger get slashed wide open but one of the dogs locked onto my ankle for a second and sunk his fangs in. Now Ive got a swollen left hand and blood all over my pumas.


Blood on my Pumas




This is the last fucking straw. These two dickhead dogs are going to the refuge or 6 ft deep. I dont own the ones that fought so I hope the people I live with make the right choice. Let me remind u all this is the second time this has happened. They've been raised by good people and havent had any issues up until last July.


Am I sane for getting between these two animals?
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:58 PM   #3
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them shits is old nigga. you got to get some chuckers fucker
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:03 PM   #5
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hahah fuck that..nah i woulda tryed to break the dogs off 2..i had a lil thing like that where i babysitting kids at my mates house and she had a big rottweiler or someshit..the doorbell rang it was some Indian dude tryna sell someshit,soon as i opened the door the dog ran and lunged at this indian dude grabbing onto his arm,the indian dude screamed like a 3 yr old then got the grip off and ran away..haha..was fucked..
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I had the day off but still figured I'd get a couple things done for work. No one else was home. I had a decent breakfast, watched the weather forecast and decided to start cleaning the bathroom since it looked like hell. I was all pissed cuz I ran out of Pinesol.

So I decided I was gonna go to the store and buy some cleaning products. I go take a shit.





5 minutes into the shit...













I hear our dogs knock something over. Sounded like a broom falling over and smacking the floor. Thats all that triggered it. Next I heard a blood curdling yelping. Like some horror movie shit. I got off the pot in under 30 seconds, exploded out the door and went into a fucking rage trying to break up a fight between our massive rotweiler and the largest pitbull.








They've gotten into it before, but never this bad. Chunks of flesh are missing from the each of their face. I tried beating them with a wooden cane, wooden bar stool, my fists, and feet but nothing fazed them or STOPPED them. Can't even put into text the crazy cowboy-hogtie manuver I used to get the pit out the door onto the deck. Not only did my finger get slashed wide open but one of the dogs locked onto my ankle for a second and sunk his fangs in. Now Ive got a swollen left hand and blood all over my pumas.


Blood on my Pumas




This is the last fucking straw. These two dickhead dogs are going to the refuge or 6 ft deep. I dont own the ones that fought so I hope the people I live with make the right choice. Let me remind u all this is the second time this has happened. They've been raised by good people and havent had any issues up until last July.


Am I sane for getting between these two animals?

What did you have for breakfast?

I think I might get some brunch this Sunday at this spot near the crib. The eggs bennedict are top notch
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Old 02-16-2009, 10:12 PM   #9
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What did you have for breakfast?

I think I might get some brunch this Sunday at this spot near the crib. The eggs bennedict are top notch
Eggs benedict is THEE SHIT.

Bob Evans has great eggs benedict. They might have Bob Evans in Kentucky. I recommend you get some there.
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Man that some fuckery shit. Pretty brave.



But wait...




You didn't wipe?
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Man that some fuckery shit. Pretty brave.



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You didn't wipe?

i wiped like the house was on fire. so yes.
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sorry to drop a thread too real for this section,


the irony of this is that the older room mate went out and bought the 25th anniversary edition of Cujo the other day. It was right on the mantle of the fire place and i walked by it a few times prior
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sorry to drop a thread too real for this section,


the irony of this is that the older room mate went out and bought the 25th anniversary edition of Cujo the other day. It was right on the mantle of the fire place and i walked by it a few times prior
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the irony of this is that the older room mate went out and bought the 25th anniversary edition of Cujo the other day. It was right on the mantle of the fire place and i walked by it a few times prior

and you celebrated by wearing the 25th anniversary of puma's going out of style
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:51 PM   #15
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and you celebrated by wearing the 25th anniversary of puma's going out of style

remember what chris rock said about smudging another mans puma?
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