America, Fuck Yeah!!

[Senator C. Palantine]

Hello Americans and all other lovers of freedom.

Im planning on travelling the states, canada and maybe some South America next year.

Booked a flight out there already but havent really planned where to go. Except a few places where im visting some americans ive met while travelling other parts of duh (the) globe.

So where should I go? What should I do?

Laced I know you've travelled America, where you there long? Was it expensve.

Whats the deal on hostels over there? Readily avaliable and cheap (like a generic Skampoe verse about scrolls, etc)?

FRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEDOM!!

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine

Laced I know you've travelled America, where you there long? Was it expensve.

I was there long enough to experience freedom. I was disgusted to my core. Dirty fucking infidels. So I consulted my Iman. I ended my stay in guantanamo. I now seek refuge with the brothers in KTL.

shallot.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

hostels???

bwahahahah....

ur broke ass is gonna be sittin in Motel 6 nucca.

How long is your stay??

I mean, how are you getting from place to place...cuz yea, everyone would love to go to NYC, Vegas and LA, but damn i hope you aint driving.

Altho going cross country, that'd be a cool experience. Go from the Atlantic to the Great Lakes to the Plains to the Rockies to the Desert to the pacific.

Rent an RV.


DONT VISIT THE SOUTH. Nothin there but a bunch of Stylemasters and rednecks.



ANd stay outta Cleveland cuz if I see you here im going to put you in a headlock. We kno you want to vist the Rock n Roll hall of fame.

[TSA]

Originally Posted by NickyTooch

hostels???

bwahahahah....

ur broke ass is gonna be sittin in Motel 6 nucca.

How long is your stay??

I mean, how are you getting from place to place...cuz yea, everyone would love to go to NYC, Vegas and LA, but damn i hope you aint driving.

Altho going cross country, that'd be a cool experience. Go from the Atlantic to the Great Lakes to the Plains to the Rockies to the Desert to the pacific.

Rent an RV.


DONT VISIT THE SOUTH. Nothin there but a bunch of Stylemasters and rednecks.



ANd stay outta Cleveland cuz if I see you here im going to put you in a headlock. We kno you want to vist the Rock n Roll hall of fame.

AHAHAHAHHAhahaHAHAHH!!

i would go with teethydicks idea of renting and RV and seeing the country. Everywhere you go is gonna have cities, so no need to blow your ENTIRE time there. See the land. All i can do is leave you with my America Survival Guide For The Unfree and Downtrodden



1. Beat your dick- It's essential to beat your dick. You're in america, damn it. You have unlimited freedom to beat your dick, so just do it, who cares.

2. Avoid blacks- ElO3lz, no joke.



3. Avoid These-

They're almost too free and you socialist accent might incite townhall riots.


4. When in the American parts of America, wavy. This is the midwest, and south. When passing someone on the road, a slight flick of the palm, and nod of the head will do. Over wavying is seen as a mockery and you will be frowned upon.

5. Doors- Hold doors open for the person behind you, nod slightly when they pass, dont make it look like you went too far out of your way to do it

6. Dont say cunt. It's wierd. or english slang that ends in "y". Jolly, Pippy, Randy, ect. This is offense to the locals


7. Don't order wine at bars. or anywhere, just keep that shit to yourself nigga


8. When in the american parts of america, you can ask anyone for help with anything at anytime and recieve it.

9. Don't admit to watching soccer unless surrounded by a flock of foriengers

10. Everyone will ask you STUPID questions about your country. Don't answer with fancy words, answer politely, cause they're being dead serious.


11. Its important to know the local tongue. Americans seem to fail to realize they suck at speaking english.



Obama- I got a case of beer and drank it Obama self.
Crick- Me and ned went down to the crick to catch bate
Bahz- boss
Ast- To ask
munts- Months
whup- to strike
orrder- over there
zat- is that
jew- did you
jah- did you
heed- he would
i'll tell ya what- the end of a sentence
minnesoda- minnesota
missipi- mississippi
kacalaki- North Carolina


when dealing with the whites


yob- job
si- i dont know what you just said

when dealing wif duh spikz


and any gucci mane mixtape will help you get through negro jargon




when you see a pair of these, tuck your chips deeply in your pocket and move to avoid crumpling noises that my cause alarm.

questions?

[JerseyIronman]

Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine

So where should I go? What should I do?

Laced I know you've travelled America, where you there long? Was it expensve.

Whats the deal on hostels over there? Readily avaliable and cheap (like a generic Skampoe verse about scrolls, etc)?

FRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEDOM!!

lol it sounds so weird to have questions asked like this about AMERICA.

Where should I go? i usually hear that asked about like 1 city not an entire country the size of AMERICA.

I hear Mount Rushmore is a nice site, and the Rockies are nice this time of the yaer. Also check out the West coast as well Chicago and NYC! (i know this restaurant there). I hear there are some cheap hotels in West Virgina. Hawaii is cool too if you got time to stop by there.

[Drunken Monk]

Piss

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

the hostels are dope. i stayed at them in venice beach, san fran, chicago, new york. thyre like $25 a night and then best part is youll get a big group of people (i.e pussy) together and then you go out at night, get drunk as hell, come back and engulf yourself in drunk international pussy and no strings. you should buy a YHA membership before you go, then they will be about $20 a night. the new york one near harlem on amsterdam av is reccomended by me. great location, fucking sick hostel (even has a basement with a 100 inch plasma and free cable and fucking nice seats. i was like fuck seeing new york i wanna sit in here all night watch the game on espn chea.

[Senator C. Palantine]

25 a night sounds expensive.

yeah hostel living is soooo good. done it in oz, nz, etc. pussy is literally on tap. good times.

[LoTec]

Originally Posted by Senator C. Palantine

25 a night sounds expensive.

yeah hostel living is soooo good. done it in oz, nz, etc. pussy is literally on tap. good times.

If you think 25 a night sounds expensive you'd better stay home. We dont have hostels here Americans like privacy.

[TSA]

also idk what a hostel is, except the movie, and i think it's a college dorm cause that's what nigerians call it, is that commi for hotel?

[Olive Oil Goombah]

sounds like a studio apartment people in NYC rent out and cram 50 people into.

[Ghost In The 'Lac]

the hostel in fort mason in san fran had fucking free waffels and panchakes every morning goddam shit was good.

only problem really with the hostel thing is you dont know if you might be sharing your room with a psychotic serial killer who might slit your throat in the night.

[STYLE]

you will get robbed.

[Olive Oil Goombah]

Definitely.

There is no better mark to an American than somebody with that feminine British accent.

At least try to fake an Irish one or something so at least you'll get some respect.

[Senator C. Palantine]

on the other hand american bitches love the accent.

while travelling ive met 3 american girls and 1 canadian, they all loved the english dick