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Jet Set · 01-21-2009, 01:46 PM

As some of you may know, I currently occupy a job selling tv's to the masses. Anything from 19 inch to 65 inch. Sometimes I sell a complete set with a Blu-Ray player and speakers, which also needs to be installed. And like that our installer take old stuff from people sometimes.

This one time I sold a 26" Panasonic with Blu-Ray Home Theater set. Everything had to be installed and all the old stuff had to be removed. This included an old CD-I player. Philips failed attempt at penetrating the console market with a disc based system in the early ninties. Based upon a technique that they developed for Nintendo, in race with Sony.

When I heard the customer saying this I said hold up. I'd like to have that one. That is some classicness right there. All said and done, I could pick it up at the folks home. Took me sometime to make an appointment because we just went into sales, and heavy driking after work does not leave much room for a customer visit.

Today I finally went to pick up the player. After a long walk through Utrecht I found the place. They had everything set up to be taken away. Player model-450, controller & cables and CD-I's. Now this is were it got awkward. The dude who owned it wasn't there, and his mom handed it over. As soon as I was outside I took a closer look at the goods.

No, Hotel Mario or fucked up Zelda games. Instead a modest collection of porn on Interactive CD's. All from 1995. The CD-I has turned into a Porn time machine. All this leaves me feeling a bit strange knowing this was a strangers collection.

And now I am wondering who is investing in the second hand porn market. Seems a little sticky to me. Also I'm looking for a new controller for the player...

Tage · 01-21-2009, 01:50 PM

haha nice story...

eBay?

KLIION JENSEN · 01-21-2009, 01:54 PM

fuck it, free is free...as long as it aint no fag shit in there ya good...

Ghost In The 'Lac · 01-21-2009, 02:22 PM

id feel weird touching any of that, espcially if it has a remote, uughh

MAYOR QUIMBY · 01-21-2009, 03:21 PM

i cop 2nd hand (no pun intended) porn all the time. Aint no thang but a chicken wang.

SHRAP · 01-21-2009, 03:39 PM

its not like this is the 80's or some shit and mothafuckas is still looking at them magazines. now secondhand magazines is some dirty shit, bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages

KLIION JENSEN · 01-21-2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by SHRAP

bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages

did you just turn into a yardie or something, lol, i bet you sound like a right dickhead when you talk like that.....i bet you talk like that infront of actual Jamaican people dont you, lol, and i bet they piss themselves laughing when you leave.....

you truely are SupaWigga aint you ??

SHRAP · 01-21-2009, 03:47 PM

me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood

KLIION JENSEN · 01-21-2009, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHRAP

me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood

lmmfao.........you fucking moron.............if i lived your life i woulda found a really tall building to see if i could fly....lol........oh shit....i just pissed my pants laughing so god damn hard..........

SHRAP · 01-21-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by KLIION JENSEN

oh shit....i just pissed my pants

good job virgin, bet your mom will be happy

i guess u would think its funny that i speak to my girl in her native language too

KLIION JENSEN · 01-21-2009, 04:09 PM

lol.....Jamaican Patois IS NOT A LANGUAGE.....the language most people in Jamaica speak is called ENGLISH.....the part of the speech that makes it sound so different is called an accent....my god you're one dumb little cracker......and i'll bet she laughs at you behind your back....cos you look & sound like a retard

SHRAP · 01-21-2009, 04:12 PM

my girl dont speak patois gago

shes filipina

Ghost In The 'Lac · 01-21-2009, 04:13 PM

no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages

it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english

KLIION JENSEN · 01-21-2009, 04:14 PM

well if you can speak her native tongue, then by all means do so....but you was the one trying to type/talk patois...making it out like ya girl (yeah right) was Jamaican

KLIION JENSEN · 01-21-2009, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GHOSTLACED

no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages

it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english

sorry, but from what my black friends Jamaican parents have told me, it is English mainly, mixed with parts of other languages, and i do actually understand it enough to hold full on conversations & can talk it a little bit, but i choose not to (1) cos i'm white (2) cos i sound like a pratt when i do

01-21-2009, 01:46 PM	#1
Jet Set VogeltjesDansBende lid Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: tomorrow comes today Age: 28 Posts: 4,529 Rep Power: 20	2nd Hand Porn As some of you may know, I currently occupy a job selling tv's to the masses. Anything from 19 inch to 65 inch. Sometimes I sell a complete set with a Blu-Ray player and speakers, which also needs to be installed. And like that our installer take old stuff from people sometimes. This one time I sold a 26" Panasonic with Blu-Ray Home Theater set. Everything had to be installed and all the old stuff had to be removed. This included an old CD-I player. Philips failed attempt at penetrating the console market with a disc based system in the early ninties. Based upon a technique that they developed for Nintendo, in race with Sony. When I heard the customer saying this I said hold up. I'd like to have that one. That is some classicness right there. All said and done, I could pick it up at the folks home. Took me sometime to make an appointment because we just went into sales, and heavy driking after work does not leave much room for a customer visit. Today I finally went to pick up the player. After a long walk through Utrecht I found the place. They had everything set up to be taken away. Player model-450, controller & cables and CD-I's. Now this is were it got awkward. The dude who owned it wasn't there, and his mom handed it over. As soon as I was outside I took a closer look at the goods. No, Hotel Mario or fucked up Zelda games. Instead a modest collection of porn on Interactive CD's. All from 1995. The CD-I has turned into a Porn time machine. All this leaves me feeling a bit strange knowing this was a strangers collection. And now I am wondering who is investing in the second hand porn market. Seems a little sticky to me. Also I'm looking for a new controller for the player... __________________ :: Wu-Tang Mountain is no more :: Wu-Tang: failing the internet tubes since 1997

01-21-2009, 01:50 PM	#2
Tage John W. Henry Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: U.K. Age: 25 Posts: 6,570 Rep Power: 31	haha nice story... eBay? __________________

01-21-2009, 01:54 PM	#3
KLIION JENSEN PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,359 Rep Power: 0	fuck it, free is free...as long as it aint no fag shit in there ya good... __________________ HIT THIS LINK UP, COP THAT UNCLE BUNGLE MUSIC http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...50#post1344950

01-21-2009, 02:22 PM	#4
Ghost In The 'Lac crushed out heavenly Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 20,420 Rep Power: 65	id feel weird touching any of that, espcially if it has a remote, uughh __________________ ....2m22s.......

01-21-2009, 03:39 PM	#6
SHRAP Priority.Is.Makin.Paper Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NEW PHILIPPINES aka UPTOWN Age: 27 Posts: 5,384 Rep Power: 22	its not like this is the 80's or some shit and mothafuckas is still looking at them magazines. now secondhand magazines is some dirty shit, bwoy a bust dem dick pon the pages __________________

01-21-2009, 03:21 PM	#5
MAYOR QUIMBY Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Francisco, USA. Posts: 4,594 Rep Power: 23	i cop 2nd hand (no pun intended) porn all the time. Aint no thang but a chicken wang.

01-21-2009, 03:47 PM	#8
SHRAP Priority.Is.Makin.Paper Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NEW PHILIPPINES aka UPTOWN Age: 27 Posts: 5,384 Rep Power: 22	me nah vex wit the likkle battyman pon mi wood __________________

01-21-2009, 04:09 PM	#11
KLIION JENSEN PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,359 Rep Power: 0	lol.....Jamaican Patois IS NOT A LANGUAGE.....the language most people in Jamaica speak is called ENGLISH.....the part of the speech that makes it sound so different is called an accent....my god you're one dumb little cracker......and i'll bet she laughs at you behind your back....cos you look & sound like a retard __________________ HIT THIS LINK UP, COP THAT UNCLE BUNGLE MUSIC http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...50#post1344950

01-21-2009, 04:12 PM	#12
SHRAP Priority.Is.Makin.Paper Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NEW PHILIPPINES aka UPTOWN Age: 27 Posts: 5,384 Rep Power: 22	my girl dont speak patois gago shes filipina __________________

01-21-2009, 04:13 PM	#13
Ghost In The 'Lac crushed out heavenly Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 20,420 Rep Power: 65	no patwa actually IS a language, its not the same as jamaican english, its a mixture of alot of languages it isnt english really at all, you wont understand it if you just speak english __________________ ....2m22s.......

01-21-2009, 04:14 PM	#14
KLIION JENSEN PRODIGAL SUN Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,359 Rep Power: 0	well if you can speak her native tongue, then by all means do so....but you was the one trying to type/talk patois...making it out like ya girl (yeah right) was Jamaican __________________ HIT THIS LINK UP, COP THAT UNCLE BUNGLE MUSIC http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/sho...50#post1344950

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