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I see you dawg
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I have been kicked out of college.
It's a fucking piss take because i diden't do anything wrong, i dident poke the teachers ass when she dropped a pencil or anything. The class was going down in the elevator all cramped up and sweaty and it was a awkward silent moment in a class of about 15 people, so i decided to break the sweaty ice. I said "you know what by the end of this course i'm gonna add becky to facebook then meet her at a bar and prolly fuck her" The class laughed and teased me for it "you cant get her, shes older then you blah blah" (fair enough, i broke the silence and got faggits talking) I replied with the statement "i'm a fucking stallion" ![]() 2 weeks passed then the docuebag head of visual arts took me to his office and took my college card and told me i have been banned for gross misconduct! ![]() I asked him what i did, and he said that a student has complained about your behaviour and told your form tutor. Some somalian whore told becky that i wanted to nail her, then becky put a restraining order against me and i got a fat slobby photographer as my new form tutor. ![]() I got let back into college recently i was still with my normal class but got moved to a gay new form class with nerdy whiteboys and bithces with bi polar. ![]() I couldent take seeing the somalians whores face in normal class the tension was too much i felt to strip her psychologically in front of the whole class, so i left before i started a war. I also clicked that when we all started the course i told her she might possibly have a personality disorder after she acted like a crazy attention seeker, she looked at me dissaprovingly, i dont think she ever forgot that. ![]() I searched for beckys facebook but she made it private. ![]() How would you react to this situation if it happened to you? Did i do the right thing? could you have survived in a class with that somalian whore without punching her?
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banned from school too?
good thing you got a future in the rap game or you'd be fucked.
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I see you dawg
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Exactly.
I went to a major recording studo for a apointment yesterday, and auditioned my song Time to the Aand R he was blown back by the performance and lyricism and offered me a place at their label who's CEO is the former boss of Warner bros UK. ![]() I told the Raskil boss and we were on the phone for a hour last night going through the legalities. While gavin took a photo of him pouting with lip gloss in the bathropom for a wu tang forum.
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Sid, you clearly are one of those morons who doesn't know "proper place, proper time". My brother is just like that, no conscious barrier between brain and mouth. Nobody likes him either. You are a fuck up, and it is all your fault. That would be pretty obvious to anybody without the socially awkward discourse you clearly exhibit. I actually think you're probably psychotic in real life. Please do the world a favor and kill yourself. I'm really not kidding. Peace.
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lets get this kid signed up @ Devry
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This dude is - wow.
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I know about proper place proper time, but our class is very sexualy charged, and the comment went down well at the time, it was funny and they knew i wasne't being serious even though i really did want to bang her. Becky (teacher) even said she would nail brad pitt in a portable toilet if he walked down the street. The lines between teacher and friend were blurred. That whore told becky i wanted to fuck her because i sonned her personality. Simple as that. When i said the comment NO ONE was offended. She got pissed off with me because i'm such a witty fellow and shes a dimwitted somali attention whore who is still a virgin and has aspergers.
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Why didn't you just say a joke instead of saying that?
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H.R. Puffinstuff
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^^^no, that didn't happen at all, now you're lying to cover, more psychotic behavior. Sid, nothing you can say to me will change my opinion of you, and there's a reason I just ignore everything you say most of the time. You're crazy, not funny, not smart, not interesting, just a lump of shit with an attitude problem. I'm done so, feel free to talk all the shit you want. I won't respond.
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I see you dawg
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Woah i really hurt brocks feelings.
Sorry bruh. I actually feel bad now.
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Oh dear.
First things first lets set the thread to some suitable music. LOL Quote:
idk man if I were you id look around other colleges who are doing your course, and carry on with it.
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Was it that offensive tectrus?
Random jokes are corny. Plus the class is sexualy charged and they enjoyed the comment, we had jokes about it for the next hour. What is so annoying about the whole situation is that the whore waited 2 weeks after the whole incident happened to tell the teacher she was "offended" by what i had said.
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I see you dawg
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I know you have got to be on your tip toes in college. But i buss in the class with a flamboyant hoody and red eyes and talk about DMT, conciousness Dubstep and ex girlfriends, it was only a matter of time. Fuck college, this course also taught me that i'm truely not a academic person.
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I think the chick waited two weeks to report you simply because either she thought about it too long, you weren't giving her any attention, or you and other people just got on her bad side. Certain people are like that. Just be careful. |
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lol why are you putting blame on the snitch?
you should be looking at the fact that you are at such a loss of game that good looking women put restraining orders on your ass just at the thought of having sex with you im trying to imagine how much of a creeper someone has to be for a chick to go that far off a rumor lol..... |
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