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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: a place where words cannot hurt me
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RIght then.......
I am attempting to kill myself tonight using only the power of my mind.
I am going to bed now, but instead of sleeping I will enter a deep meditative state, and attempt to stop my own heart. If this works, I've told Mrs Teh she has to get on here in the morning and tell you guys about it. She has the day off work tomorrow, so I can't see her struggling to find the time. She has instructions to take pictures of my corpse and funeral with my camera and post em up. I believe it might help if everyone here also spent some time wishing I was dead, so if you could all take a few minutes to just really concentrate on me corking it, and try to transmit those thoughts. OK, bye guys. I hope I die.
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fag.
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I figured you would die from a freak finger blasting accident.
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good luck!
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this was a funny read...im starting to think this is a Nicky Tooch secondary
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His wife would throw a party if that happened and invite her lover.
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Lol
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Did it work?
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Fingerblasting Champ
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: a place where words cannot hurt me
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not yet, I'm looking into alternative methods
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: NEW JERUSALEM
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POST PIx OF YOUR WIFE
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Fingerblasting Champ
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: a place where words cannot hurt me
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later bud, no nudes but I've got one of her norks.
btw, fingerblasting champs do not die of freak accidents
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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U SHOULD GO TO THE NEXT TORNaDO LOCATION
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