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Old 06-22-2011, 09:01 AM   #1
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Since I know you're all really interested in my life, I thought I'd let you know about my job interview this friday. Its a dead end, bullshit job but it should be pretty easy.

Its for surfer/hippie clothing store Fat Face. I don't know how to nail this job. Even when I had the interview when I was chewing gum I was wearing a dress shirt and smart pants. But these guys market are beach dwelling stoners. I've been to the beach about twice and wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of the shit they sell.

My standard attire is a white T-Shirt, Ecko Jeans, Wallabees or K-Swiss shoes and some kind of hat depending on my mood. I could study 'Point Break' to get into the mindset of a person that wears lame clothes. I think I'll wear shorts just in case. Maybe I should hint that I smoke weed. Fuck it i'm just gonna dress and act like Wiz Khalifa.

If you have any ideas how I can get this job/not get this job or just do something stupid in the interview let us know.

Anyway I don't really care either way if I get this job or not, but I thought you guys would like to know.

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Have a smoke before the interview?

There's a Fat Face opening 30 seconds walk from my house, not my type of clothing tbh.
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Old 06-22-2011, 01:26 PM   #3
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I think you should use that slipshod attitude to your advantage. Show up to the interview unshaven, smelling like board wax and hemp and address the interviewers as dude and man. Also, if you're gonna chew gum, make sure you offer them some too.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:37 PM   #5
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There's a Fat Face opening 30 seconds walk from my house, not my type of clothing tbh.
Yeah I keep seeing these stores pop up all over the place. I don't get it either. Where I live is nowhere near the coast and its only summer about 2 days a year. I've gotta somehow act like these clothes are cool.

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I think you should use that slipshod attitude to your advantage. Show up to the interview unshaven, smelling like board wax and hemp and address the interviewers as dude and man. Also, if you're gonna chew gum, make sure you offer them some too.
LOL. I told my job advisor about the gum and she just laughed. I thought she was gonna get mad and think I wasn't taking it seriously (I'm not).

You can get Hemp gum, maybe I'll get some of that.

http://hempworld.com/shop/MainPageHempCandy.htm

To be honest most of the stuff on this site looks if not poisonous then at least inedible.
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Old 06-23-2011, 07:01 PM   #6
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Since I know you're all really interested in my life, I thought I'd let you know about my job interview this friday. Its a dead end, bullshit job but it should be pretty easy.

Its for surfer/hippie clothing store Fat Face. I don't know how to nail this job. Even when I had the interview when I was chewing gum I was wearing a dress shirt and smart pants. But these guys market are beach dwelling stoners. I've been to the beach about twice and wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of the shit they sell.

My standard attire is a white T-Shirt, Ecko Jeans, Wallabees or K-Swiss shoes and some kind of hat depending on my mood. I could study 'Point Break' to get into the mindset of a person that wears lame clothes. I think I'll wear shorts just in case. Maybe I should hint that I smoke weed. Fuck it i'm just gonna dress and act like Wiz Khalifa.

If you have any ideas how I can get this job/not get this job or just do something stupid in the interview let us know.

Anyway I don't really care either way if I get this job or not, but I thought you guys would like to know.
people are actually interested in your boring life?

since i read the shit might as well throw my 2 cents in. go back to school, get a degree and get a real job
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Old 06-23-2011, 07:18 PM   #7
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fuck a job, that shit is just a stepping stone
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since i read the shit might as well throw my 2 cents in. go back to school, get a degree and get a real job
I'm going to College next year, still I pray to God I never have to get a real job. But you really hurt my feelings with that 'loser' crack.
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YEA YOU DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE THESE GUYS

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LOL at 'Rap4Food'. Last week I was in the city and there was 3 buskers within about 30 yards of each other. Singing and playing the violin over the top of each other. It was retarded. Shit sounded horrible.

The job is just to keep a little change in my pocket for the next year before I go to university. I saved enough cash to live on for a couple years. Which is part of the reason why I don't care If I get it or not. Regardless I'm sure Fathertime will tune in tomorrow to see how I did in the interview.
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lol you guys seem to set the bar really high for yourselves
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I had the interview. It was stupid as hell. It was a group interview and I had to dress one of the employers or potential employees in fatface gear. I said the manager of the store (cute, petite, mousy haired chick) would look good in a red dress, and I know I could fuck her If I take the job.

I had to tell them about my favorite vacation. I made up some bullshit about bungee jumping in Florence, Italy. I pulled it out of my ass, I haven't been on holiday in years. I wonder how exactly they think this relates to selling shitty clothes?

Aside from that I gave them the usual bullshit about being good at working with people, a team player, competent, liking their clothes, and having an interesting life.

I slipped up a few times by looking to the left while I lied, but on the whole I think they liked me best. The other interviewees were all about 16 and were too shy and stupid to lie or at least give coherent answers.

Anyway I get back and get a call for an interview at blockbusters. I'ma go study so I can act like this guy



LOL at the stupid shit they put you through to get a piece of shit minimum wage job.
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Old 06-24-2011, 06:40 PM   #13
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You'll probably get the job at Blockbuster's, I hear they are looking for a lot of new employees.
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Yeah I'll get the job and a few months from now blockbusters will close down cos no-one rents films no more.

Its the perfect job for me. LOL.
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in my last interview, i told the truth due to the presence of the holy spirit in the conference room


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