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10-05-2011, 07:19 AM
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So, my girlfriend tells me she wants to bleach her asshole like a porn star.
I reply she should shave it first otherwise I'll feel like I'm fucking Pat Sharp's face.  She didn't like that.
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10-05-2011, 09:53 AM
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Hahahahaha.
Wouldn't shaving it before bleaching make the experience 10x worse? I think you should tell her to shave or wax afterwards.
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10-05-2011, 10:14 AM
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hahaha that shit had me laughing. I wondered if someone was gonna talk about funhouse when I saw the thread title, lol. Tell her she can bleach the asshole if she lets you breach the asshole, lol.
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10-05-2011, 05:11 PM
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Was Fun House a kid's game show in the Uk? lol Cause we had a game show here with the same name, with the red headed god J.D. Roth as the host.
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10-06-2011, 11:53 AM
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Yes there was a kids show in the UK called Funhouse presented by Pat Sharp with 2 blonde twins (that must have been any boys fantasy back in the day, lol). Not a bad show at all really for kids.
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10-06-2011, 04:57 PM
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My girlfriend asked if her ass is hairy...
I said... I don't know, let me have a look... So, she pulls her pajama down and bends over... I look at her butthole and she farts loudly... right in my face.. Then she looks at me with a total trollface... mfw... 
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10-07-2011, 02:17 PM
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I loove giving girls rimjobs. I pull their panties slowly down. Smell thei ass. I get harrrrd. I gently lick their ass dimples. I smoothly move towards their anus. I shove my tongue in it. I tickle. Makes me harrrrd thinking about it.
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