The official kill the guy above you thread

[praise the almitey W]

cookin up recipes of death to be carried out by some angels
beautiful ladies
just_leroy thought this was paradise
but these bitches from hades
as soon as they laid him down and made him close his eyes they tied him up
he was screamin but they already shut him up
with a red ball, strap ons they raped him
and with 12 inches
every thrust he winces
and tears as his rectum
tears for every tier the demon angels go
until they reach his stomach region
and unleash legions of leeches
to crawl inside of his body
and then the final bust blew him up
and turned him to gold dust
now charlie got his lines
thanks to his fine angel dimes

next weapon: chia pet

[ArcherPriest]

the Almighty W.hite cop, out harrassin' the black youth
denyin me's a giant feat, you wont last in them shaq shoes
cap's blew as my stacks grew, cop the latest freshest jordans
curb checkin' Almighty's face in like my name is Ed Norton
left organs, lying breathless, some call me ya wifey's dentist
cuz im up in her mouth, goin off like my spidey senses
when a crime commenses, nobodies doubtin this peter parker
garagin' it in her mouth, pull it out 'n start peein on her
drink my demon water, bitch, ima piss on your chia pet
with this Almighty dick, bitches trip when tha penis flex
cuz they jeans is wet, cummin, eruptin with snatch runnin
while Almighty only rapped about faggots that's ass fuckin

nw-stapler

[just_leroy]

Im truck turner AND you a jive turkey mother f*cker
kign shit got the yayo i got the fiends i grab the stapler
cause we tag team no PUN intended since capitol punishment
king bro SIDE STEP, IM DROP LIKE ARTEST ON THIS ALMIGHTY FOOL watch me tack this faggot to the plastic its time to go THIS THE WU STORE
$1.96 for the drag, half a g, fag in a bag, all in one hurry up and buy no refund


next word: poison

[praise the almitey W]

what more can i say
i'm deadlier than a viper
they try to dodge
but i take all they kids like the pied piper
then i come back aroud with a pack of assassins
we massin on the whole town holdin it down
just as leroy brown sat down
i slipped the poison in his drink while he looked away
then his eyes got all chink foamin at the mouth
and rattlin like the seizures
i took his girl and down the street we strode with leisure

newxt weapon: rebecca black's friday song

[just_leroy]

ahem

[just_leroy]

I WAS STUDYN RZA BEATS IN PORT AU PRINCE
RIGHT B4 THE GROUND QUAKED AND SHIT GOT CRAZY
FINISHED OFF MY DAILY IRISH DRINK MIXED WITH 151
PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY WHO NAW GET EM CLUTCHED
FOR MAKIN UP THAT FAGGOTY STUFF LAST MONTH
WHILE IM STILL ZONIN OFF MY LAST BLUNT
I SNEAK LIKE QUARTER BACKS PUT A HAITI HEX ON YOUR HEAD PHONES
YOU THINK ITS THE ROBERTA FLACK KILLIN YOU SOFTLY
OUT UR IPOD UP IN TILL YOUR EYES OPEN WIDE
YOUR HEART GOT WEAK NOW BLOOD LEAKIN OUTTA UR PORES
U SCARED LIKE NAW LET ME FINISH MY CHORES FORGET ABOUT IT
AND GO TO SLEEP AND DREAM ABOUT BEATIN JUSTICE
CUZ THAT ONLY WAY YOU GONE EVER SEE ME
SEE WHAT YOU DONT KNOW WE JUST DROVE OFF LIKE FUCK HIS FUNERAL
SHOULDNT OF NEVER LIED TALKN SHIT BOUT HIM BEING THE GENERAL
NEXT WEAPON: MAG AS IN MAGNETIC; what you draw off that attracts others also know as power and truth

[just_leroy]

Check my shaolin swag
i walk up to a 100 men
and slap the biggest 1 with the weak hand
and jump n 2 a horse stance perfect balance
you wanna contend still so i aint gone say shit
just show you my back hand stiffly
thats the snub nose jab feel like you crashed n 2 the median
this all real no jack you know im no comedian
shaolin swag like paid n full $100,000
no hesitate mind right 9 tight ready 4 war fam
you still tryna shine bright get your lines tight
your shit fully blown sore you think you battlin
where'd you stole your scheme you and your gat team
definitely cut from another cloth hemmed with diff seams
im like runnin n 2 your favorite rapper you just never see it comin
you star struck like a celebrity snuff
shaolin swag supreme magnetic just to the flow now you know
but you wont live to regret it
next weapon: saturday night special

[just_leroy]

s.a.t.u.r.d.a.y night special i can't never lie
im a murk above me like the thread read
6 bullets like a thought get it through ur head,
face, eyes, chest and turn the cheek another in the face
creepin like old tom selleck catch you and drop you in the lake
the gun in acid stay low and the case melts plastic

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

yo Leroy
big bad Bomshot cuts off your leg and i gnaw at the stump
i'm like a speed-boat pulled up to the Titanic the way i make you(r crew) jump

[just_leroy]

What you want funk i get nasty like buck shots all freethrow
12 gauge shot to your body makaveli not mc yagi
so where your body go i follow securin the winz
like since you aint left a murder weapon i merk with
the text typin hang it up like a hypen if any more life in you
catch me at the 2nd line with a 150 mm rifle

[Big Baby Jesus 666]

leroy nigga, you can plot or connive if you want to see me free-fall
you'll never reach the top like a fat kid on a see saw

[just_leroy]

Triple seis watch the page razor blades in my preposition phrase,
catch you leakin crazed, i got you in the decomposin phase,
get it, you dead like its murder i wrote and it just jumpd off the page

[just_leroy]

On a manmade lake theres a sheet of thin ice
in my back pack im totin rap sheet heat i gotta tread light
or get busted like red necks fights with bottles of bud light
tonights the nite for my return awaitin the full moon all day
so i can adjourn
its misery like kathy bates for you 85's in the tri-state
i aint lauren hill so im not killin em softly
bats to the dome strickin like matches bluntly

[just_leroy]

Next weapon: Buddah palm

[Aclikyano]

Originally Posted by just_leroy

Next weapon: Buddah palm

I bust these boys like just leroy , I punch weak decoys...
eat em for lunch - then B-boy , you weak void , I seek coins...
got an iPhone - I crush then beat Droid , son.....................
Im rude @ moms , no manners throw my food and stomp...
chewing bombs , you got no skill , its foolish charm....
dont anger the dude whos armed , Ill harm , crushin you with my buddah palm


NEXT WEAPON: CHAP STICK.