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Old 10-12-2005, 02:46 PM   #1
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I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, shewants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: "Always keep your condoms in your car..."
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Old 10-12-2005, 02:57 PM   #2
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Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:12 PM   #3
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Old 10-12-2005, 03:24 PM   #4
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genius!!!!

even tho i kinda knew what was gonna happen half way through the story

but how close were you to going in the bedroom?
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:16 PM   #5
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haha i hope that shit doesnt happen to me cause i wudnt resist
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Old 10-12-2005, 04:33 PM   #6
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Allow Me To Be The One To Ask This Stupid Question:did That Really Happen??
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:31 PM   #7
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you have triggered the...OLD JOKE ALARM!!!!!
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