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i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is   i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did)  was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself  or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable.    some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul  Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text)
Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting  The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation  Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny.  Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems  Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture  Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping  Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
 All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke.  Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them  Orange people are very violent  Beware their disguises.  lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger  ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers  Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6.  note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague
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LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love??
i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did) was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable. some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text)
Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny. Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them Orange people are very violent Beware their disguises. lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6. note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love?? i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did) was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable. some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text) Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny. Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them Orange people are very violent Beware their disguises. lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6. note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love?? i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did) was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable. some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text) Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny. Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them Orange people are very violent Beware their disguises. lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6. note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love?? i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did) was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable. some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text) Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny. Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them Orange people are very violent Beware their disguises. lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6. note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love?? i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did) was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable. some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text) Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny. Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them Orange people are very violent Beware their disguises. lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6. note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague LOL what love hate relationship? when have i ever shown you any love?? i never show ignorant gingersnaps love, are you deluded? delusional? as your comment to love/hate would only make sense if you was, please show where i have shown you 'love'? stop disrespecting yourself, making lies that you hold to be true. does your kid believe in santa? how about jesus? easter bunny? bugs bunny?/ if anything get your kid to believe in my lil pony cos its the best lesson he will ever learn is i think thats as real as your lil ginger snap can get wish he doesnt get hated on in life, as all gingers(including his father do/did) was going to use your image for this meme, but didnt want you to end up cutting yourself or taking shit out on your mrs/child/car/ delete what ever is applicable. some classic shit, just to ether this fool. these are videos of fagatek when he was younger.. just a young ginger snap growing up.. check it. Their lack of a Soul Don't be fooled by the fact that Gingers seem to be able to move around under their own power and cleverly simulate the behaviors of a sentient being. They are actually soulless automatons. In the following video, a red-haired flesh golem randomly runs through a series of pre-programmed rebuttals to the undeniable fact of the soullessness of the Ginger. Looking into the fat kid's vacant eyes is like looking into the emptiness of the abyss. They're soulless and black like doll's eyes or the eyes of a great white shark named Bruce. With the proper corrective treatment and psychosurgery, gingers can create something akin to robo-funk. Observe: classic clip this, is the reason why fagatek started making hiphop From E.D (links in text) Ginger his page contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed Through the ages retardation has been a huge problem. Whereas most societies put their retarded babies in a sack filled with bricks to dispose of in the nearest river, the civilized West tries to integrate the less-abled. This has turned into a problem with the greatest form of retardation, Gingervitis. Scientists speculate that most children afflicted with gingervitis are the mule offspring of albinos and humans. Jerhi-curl negro hair with a flaming red hue serves as a warning to everyone that the person inflicted with it is not to be trusted and should be avoided at all costs. Ginger-Spotting The Rougeois are easily distinguished from their surrounding environments. Now how do you spot a ginger? Well this really isn't hard thanks to their glowing heads. But there are two different types of ginger, and it is important to know how to distinguish between the two:
Terminology and Pronunciation Too much peppermint in the Patty. You never want to eat something if it's on fire. Gingers are also known as Gingas, Ginga Ninja, Fire nuts, Fire Crotch, Nightwalkers, rangas, or the politically correct term, and redheads by the politically correct. Most of the world says Gin-ger, like the drink. However, in the natural environment of Gingerkind - the terminally inbred United Kingdom, it's pronounced Ging-er, like Ping. This is because the ginger is actually cockney rhyming slang for minger, the English term for growing pube-like hair all over one's body and a common trait of all gingers. Sexuality Contrary to popular belief, gingers do often have sex. Gingervitis is caused by having sex with a woman while she is on the rag, hence it is often much safer to use the dirt track. This is not a problem since female gingers are rare, and male gingers prefer using a different hole. Males: The size of the average ginger penis is not known. Interestingly, ginger (the edible root) is supposed to be an aphrodisiac. This may explain where the myth of gingers having a half-decent sex life came from. Females: Not surprisingly female gingers are often whores, as the vast majority of male gingers are homosexuals and no straight man who values his dick is willing to put it in a fire ant hill. Jokes about female gingers coming into heat are common, but unfunny. Ginger starved for your blood. Connections with Vampires & Furries Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today, unlike otherkin, who simply claim to be. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin color did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Health Problems Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS. Along with being unable to expose themselves to sunlight, gingers have a whole host of other health problems. Most, if not all, gingers are born with many diseases, which include H.I.G. (Highly Infected Ginger), Hepatitis G, Gingervitis, and Ginger Syndrome. No cure has been found for these illnesses. It's a good thing. Many gingers are noticeably fat - coincidentally the genes that cause them to eat until their tongues bleed are the same genes which give them red hair, as proof that God has marked them as unholy fucktards who should be sterilized at birth. It is also a proven fact that all gingers have yellow teeth, because, like their hair and pubic regions, their teeth are also ginger. Ginger Culture Gingers love orange soda. Were you surprised? Stereotyping Beware the call. Gingers can be divided into different types or classes.
All hail Gingeus Christ! All Gingers hail to the same god and his name is Gingeus Christ. This religion, also known as Gingerism, started at the dawn of time, when Gingeus created the first ginger man and woman to corrupt the human race. To the right is an image of the Ginger God himself. As gingers have no souls, once they die, they do not have to worry about whether they go to Heaven or Hell. The ginger itself ceases to exist. What does happen, however, is the fire demon residing in the ginger's hair is released from it's physical bonds. After a violent spontaneous combustion from the now-dead hair it settles down in a newly formed fetus, devouring the developing soul within causing the child to be born as a new ginger. This is why gingers are kept separate from other patients in hospitals, and especially from the maternity ward. All the villains in the Bible (including Judas) had red hair. That's not a joke. Gingers` lack of souls, on the bright-side, make them easy to rape. Hence most ginger females (who by the way are ALWAYS Asking for it) procreate with non-ginger males which thankfully reduces the population of the much- unwanted, soulless Ginger subhumans. Satanic origin Red-haired people are the result of the influence of the Devil at the time of their conception. That's why they have red hair = the color of Hell and Satan. If the Devil assumes the form of for example a dog or cat and is present in the room when a child is conceived, the child will be born red-haired with pale skin and freckles. All red-haired people should be killed or satanic powers are going to win and form a communist one world government which will enslave all of humanity. Extinction Luckily, we will not have to worry about Gingers for much longer, as scientists claim they will be extinct by the time humanity gets its shit together. The vast majority of gingers have already been wiped out. Neanderthals were shown to have the ginger gene (light skin et al.), which explains why many people see these creatures as sub-human. FUN FACT 55% of Gingers are often Hermaphrodites and/or secretly Homosexual How To Handle Them Orange people are very violent Beware their disguises. lolling at the umbrella Although they will not be around much longer as the section below details, we should do our best to keep them as low as possible on the social totem pole to ensure that no bitches will mate with them and propagate the species. Girls are blind and aimless creatures. They seek out the alpha male in the pack, trying to achieve some combination of status, wealth, or another type of personal gain to further themselves. Make sure to humiliate any and all gingers on the fringes of your social group to ensure that the fact they're porcelain-fleshed freaks remains steady in the public eye. Alienating Gingers While not difficult due to the fact that they're inherently alien, there are methods to ensure they know their place in society:
Hug a Ginger Day On the 27th of December of each year the special event of "Hug a Ginger Day" takes place. This is the day when the moon blocks the sun and the gingers transform into normal humans for 24 hours, with 24 hours of a human beings body the gingers can take place in normal activities, such as touching, hugging, having human rights, not being lol'd at, not blowing up in the sun and many other activities which the normal human being would do everyday. What to do if You are a Ginger ...who are in turn not huge fans of obese gingers Gingers have souls. LOL. Be a progressive role-model: commit public suicide. Consolation 1. Chavs will forever pick on you if you live in the UK, meaning you have carte blanche to kick their faces in. 2. No one ever came up with an original insult about gingers. Ever. It's either "hey Ron Weasley!" (regardless of your actual level of resemblance to Ron Weasley) or "Ginger bastard/cunt/wanker!" To the former, ignore and wonder why they thought comparing you to an insanely famous character played by an insanely rich actor is a bad thing. To the latter, sarcastically congratulate them on not being colour blind. 3. You get to claim racism on anyone giving you hassle. Srsly. 4. Gingers are usually descended from either the Irish, the Scottish, or the Danish Vikings. So either you can hold your drink, you can hold your drink and have superbly cold resistant balls, or you're descended from the hardest arseholes of the Dark Ages. 5. You're not a black person. 6. note: not a real ginger Complaints If you are a Ginger and any of the above offended you please leave your comments here for review and verification. Video Documentation of the Plague You sure love making long ass motherfucking posts directed to me....
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^^ to prove your fallacys
and if you could read, im sure you would have lol'd but hey  you have come into threads ive made and posted random copypasta's , is that due to love??enjoy getting sun burnt 
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i never figured out who this fermi paradox kid was anyway, but apparently he joined in 2007 yet photoshops a picture of me from 2004. seems like he is desperate for acceptance
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True indeed, I never even knew we had a fermi on this site. he has always come off as tho he is trying to hard to get credit/respect/props off of bob and others that fagatek needs the approval of,, funny shit for a grown man to be concerned with
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