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Old 09-21-2012, 12:11 PM   #1
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Smile LOL Automatic sperm extractor found in Chinese hospital



http://beijingcream.com/2012/09/auto...rre-wonderful/

Found in a Nanjing hospital, this device is very much used for what you might think. That is to say, it is not a fleshlight masquerading as a mushroom; it is an artificial vagina that serves the purpose of actual vaginas: to extract sperm from male genitalia. Hard stop. And the best part is that it comes with a screen that shows movies, and can be hooked up to surround sound.
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:18 PM   #2
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thought this was another thread about palehorse.
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:11 PM   #3
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2 questions...






How much they cost?





and...






Where can I buy one?
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:42 PM   #5
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at a hospital?
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:53 PM   #6
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pmsl at you answering the question like I was serious.


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Old 09-21-2012, 06:56 PM   #7
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lol I actually hadn't seen your post yet before I replied. I was just wondering in general why this was in a hospital? lol
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:59 PM   #8
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Hahaha the linked website says -

"But don’t get too far ahead of yourself thinking that sperm donators have it so good. These devices are apparently only used on the infertile. “When male infertility patients come for treatment, we must first fully inspect the sperm, which requires sperm extraction,” says Zhu Guoxin, director of the urology department at Zhengzhou Zhongxin Hospital."
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soul controller was the predecessor of this machine
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Old 09-22-2012, 03:16 AM   #11
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