|10-28-2012, 11:46 PM||#1|
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Wu-cult killahz aka lo-fi forever[beat tape]
The year is 2012 and the world is in turmoil...People are in fear about planet x,the end of the Mayan calendar,GMO products,bath salts,who will be the next USA president,wars,reptillians taking over our planet,shapeshifters and the so called moon alien space station,crop circles,and UFO'S.......but little do these Earthlings realize there is a much more serious threat in our mist....The WU-CULT and LO-FI
epidemic that is rampant on our planet.....
During the filming of Man with the iron fist,DA ABBOTT, realizes that his wutang fans have now become like a cult following,everywhere he looks people have wu-tang tattoos,everyone wants to be 'DOWN WITH WU',unknown rappers using the wu logo
to promote themselves....Too busy with hollywood DA ABBOTT decides to hire a unkown producer to help him get rid of this epidemic....Enter LORD BEATJITZU,
master of the tape hiss and other LO=FI ARTS.....BEATJITZU tells the ABBOTT of the same epidemic but in the LO-FI SP-404 REALM....everyone wants to be LO-FI,cats think because they get a SP-404 THEY LO-FI CLAN NOW.....But BEATJITZU does not want to help the ABBOTT because he is too busy talking to RUSSIAN scientist's
to help him make the ultimate beat machine,so he sends his new students STEVE WIEBE[SZA] and BILLY MITCHELL [BZA] to help da ABBOTT....
BEATJITZU tells da ABBOTT to lock his two new students up in da WU-MANSION,with nothing but cases of mountain dew,pizza,ATARI JAGUAR SYSTEM,COMODORE 64,and KUNG FU FLIX,AND THEY WILL HELP GET RID OF THESE WU-LO-FI CULT FOLLOWERS...
DA SAGA CONTINUES.........
SIDE A-BILLY MITCHELL AKA-DA BZA,AKA-JOYSTICK KING,AKA-MR.PACMAN
SIDE B-STEVE WIEBE AKA-DA SZA,AKA-8BIT WONDER,AKA-KING OF KONG
ALL SAMPLES ARE FROM VIDEO GAMES......
SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO ATARI 2600,ATARI JAGUAR,COMODORE 64,DREAMCAST,
NINTENDO,SUPER NINTENDO,MAME,ATARI 5200,COLECOVISION,MAGNAVOX ODYSSEY.
SEGA GENESIS,SEGA GENESIS 32X,SEGA MASTER SYSTEM,TURBO GRAFIX 16,SONY PLAYSTATION.....
DOWNLOAD LINK - http://www.mediafire.com/?bjvt0j0tq0tiu7t.
Last edited by LORD_BEATJITZU; 10-29-2012 at 12:34 AM.