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Old 02-04-2013, 05:40 PM   #1
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Redditor ClaraRinker uploaded this image with the subject: “My 5-year-old came home with this assignment on Friday. Nearly stroked out trying to read it.”

ClaraRinker then wrote in the thread, “Dad brought it in this morning and showed it to the director, who wouldn’t tell him who wrote it but did say that the person responsible has a Bachelor’s in Education. Ahem.”

Oh dear…

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Old 02-04-2013, 05:47 PM   #2
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94% of the posters on this board are at best, that well educated.
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:53 PM   #3
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Knowcheeze and CJ better have this assignment completed and on my desk before the day is up.

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Old 02-04-2013, 05:55 PM   #4
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^^^Mr. Belding's lil brother
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:00 PM   #5
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i think theres a retarded teacher in every school. one of the trachers in my school thought that 6000 jews were killed in the holocaust. she was shocked when we told her it was 6000000
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:18 PM   #6
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i, think, the 94 percent, you are
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:23 PM   #7
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That's just a rushed letter with no one reading it for errors.
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:40 PM   #8
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i counted 11 errors in that and it's not like it's a long letter.
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:51 PM   #9
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I'm not so sure cell phone culture has improved things. It's almost like it's universally accepted to type like a child and use acronyms for everything.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:07 PM   #10
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i know how easy it is to write with shit grammar on twitter cos you're tweeting on your phone, but letters to parents should be proofread.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:24 PM   #11
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small 'p' on practise
and it's 'practise' not 'practices'
small 'w' on 'writing'
small 'i' on 'instructions'
colon after the word 'this'
small 'a' on 'address'
missing the word 'the' or 'your' between 'paper' and 'teacher'
'handwriting' is one word
semi-colon between 'home' and 'get'
'returned' should say 'return'
'there' should be 'their'
'you're' should be 'your'



there's actually 12 errors in that letter of only 7 sentences.
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:46 PM   #12
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its probably fake. signed "your teachers" instead of ms washington or w/e
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Old 02-04-2013, 07:51 PM   #13
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I don't see what anyone would get out of faking that?

Do you think Heat fakes the grammatical errors in his posts?

Nevermind don't answer that.

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Old 02-04-2013, 07:59 PM   #14
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Interesting.

I was looking more at how the assignment asks for personal info and not really looking at the writing.
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