Come clean Brock

[beautifulrock]

No seriously though, in 5 years? I'll be leading the resistance against the robots.

[Rob Swanson]

In 5 years you will be hooked up to a dialysis machine

[beautifulrock]

My ventricle is bigger than your bicep.

[Longbongcilvaringz]

Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa

This isn't good at all. In order to achieve your life goals and dreams, hard work and sacrifice is required to make the best of yourself.

haha, fuck, tectrus is like a morally righteous autopost.

[beautifulrock]

I'm telling you, Hallmark or Lifetime Television is where he belongs. He could be a consultant for the Oprah Winfrey show. Hell, if he didn't flash his dick on here, he could have run for president one day.

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Bwahahahah^

PRESIDENT MOA EXPOSED WITH STRANGE PENIS (News at 11)

[Rob Swanson]

Americana is the shit

[KERZO]

Originally Posted by beautifulrock

Robby wants to know my finances because he's gay for me. He's just gay. Look at the Lord Jamar thread, which basically is a coming out message in neatly typed Freudian code. Sorry Robby, while you have a manly grizzled chin, I just can't bring myself to touch you due to the fact you are so closeted about your gayness and your chin. I need a lover who's open and honest with himself. Sorry I had to let you down sweetness.

You should count yourself lucky that you have the affections of rob to bask upon! Embelish it fuckface!

Originally Posted by Tectrus Moa

Unfortunately, you can't because I had to bury her when I was 19.

By the way, I wasn't making fun of you in anyway. I asked you where do you see yourself in the future. The working hard statement caught me by surprise.

Were you always this bitchmade and I just didn't notice or did 'something' happen recently in your life?

[Dr. Simon Hurt]

I think it was after he fought off a group of muggers with kung fu skills that he decided to devote his life to righteousnes