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Old 10-07-2013, 03:16 PM   #1
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I think CJ takes a lot of shit from people in here (from me included) about his life, but when you think about it, he is doing much better than Skampoe.

CJ is a janitor at an office building. Skampoe is a dishwasher at a restaurant. CJ's job is that he has to take out the garbage and mop floors and that is horrible, but think about it, that is the worst part of his job. That is the best part about Skampoe's job. Skampoe can't wait to take out the garbage and mop the floors because that means he is finished washing dirty dishes and scrubbing greasy pots and pans.

WINNER: CJ




CJ has a driver's license and a car. Skampoe does not have a license and relies on his wife to drive him everywhere. And CJ owns a nicer car than that piece of shit that Skampoe gets driven around in.

WINNER CJ




CJ has sold 0 of his rap albums. Skampoe has sold 0 of his rap albums.

WINNER: TIE


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Old 10-07-2013, 04:06 PM   #2
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CharlesJones is a miserable fuck who has to pay for pussy from evil bitches who will never marry him but will gladly spend his janitor pay.

Skampoe actually got somebody to marry him and therefore has access to regular pussy for free.

WINNER: Skampoe
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Old 10-07-2013, 04:08 PM   #3
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the sexual tension between you 2 is undeniable.

































































and i mean you and cj
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Old 10-07-2013, 04:11 PM   #4
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:22 PM   #5
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CharlesJones is a miserable fuck who has to pay for pussy from evil bitches who will never marry him but will gladly spend his janitor pay.

Skampoe actually got somebody to marry him and therefore has access to regular pussy for free.

WINNER: Skampoe
WINNER: CJ

imo

Assuming he actually fucks them and doesn't just kiss their feet. If he's just kissing their feet, then...

WINNER: Skampoe

If Skampoe's wife was hot he'd be the winner, but I'm sure she's not. I don't know if I've actually seen her or not.

Funny thread anyway.
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Old 10-07-2013, 05:28 PM   #6
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I don't know who's the winner, but I do know that ya'll don't appreciate the jewels that Charles Jones provides us with. He is truly a man of honor.
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Old 10-07-2013, 11:07 PM   #7
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What's wrong with being a dishwasher or a janitor? There are people who have master degrees who are mopping floors and cleaning dishes. The job market for some people isn't good. People take what they can get these days. Times are still difficult.

At least both Charles and Skampoe are working. Love your life.
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Old 10-08-2013, 12:42 AM   #8
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1: im not a dish washer
altho im forced to wash dishes at home if the wife cooks
if i cook
she washes them.

2: TO BE JUDGED BY A SCRAWNY LIL WHITE INBRED INTERNET DWEEB WHOS ONLY CONTRIBUTION TO THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN A PICTURE OF HIS ASS IN HOPES OF ATTRACTING THE ATTENTION OF THE MAJORITY OF THE POSTERS HERE WHO HAPPEN TO BE ''MEN'', WELL... HE WON
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Old 10-08-2013, 01:01 AM   #9
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at the strip joint lol i love my baby, shes the truest
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Good stuff, homie. I'm happy for you.
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Old 10-08-2013, 03:23 AM   #11
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What's wrong with being a dishwasher or a janitor? There are people who have master degrees who are mopping floors and cleaning dishes. The job market for some people isn't good. People take what they can get these days. Times are still difficult.

At least both Charles and Skampoe are working. Love your life.
Lol where are all these degree graduates working as janitors? Stop talking shit.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:01 AM   #12
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i'm glad to see you are conserving energy by using CFL light bulbs, but it's time to get a new light fixture. or at least a globe on it.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:46 AM   #13
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Lol where are all these degree graduates working as janitors? Stop talking shit.
I'm not, Sosa. In 2011, an engineer lost his job due to downsizing (rough economy). He searched for employment in his field but, unfortunately, he never caught a break. He became so desperate that he agreed to be employed as a janitor, a position that pays $8.00/hour. He had a family too.

You never heard about individuals with advanced degrees being unemployed or working below their means? I know of a chick who has a masters in communication who works at a department store. A guy with a Ph.D in literature loading boxes.

It's hard, Sosa. They're a lot of smart people who're suffering because they're embarrassed about where they are in life.
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Old 10-08-2013, 08:52 AM   #14
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did you get fired again?
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