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Old 02-08-2011, 12:32 PM   #106
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hahaha i remember this shit
what you queens are talking about isn't a queef a queef is unprovoked like a fart
this is more like a pussy armpit fart where it takes external pressure to make a noise.
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Old 02-08-2011, 12:34 PM   #107
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Trying to prove himself on the e-world.
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Old 10-28-2013, 12:19 PM   #108
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T$A is like a puppy. He was much cuter before he got all grown up and had sex.
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Old 10-28-2013, 12:35 PM   #109
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my pussy doesn't have teeth but somehow j managed to rip his forskin while fucking me doggy a couple of years ago.
Damn, thats some tight pussy yo!
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Old 10-28-2013, 12:56 PM   #110
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hahahaha trixx got that good pussy!!! or bad. depending on how you look at it lol
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:11 PM   #111
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A queef is the vagina's way of thanking you for a job well done. Kind of like applause. Bravo!!!
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To answer the question of what to do when a girl queefs during sex....

You're supposed to make a wish... queefs are the vaginal equivalent of falling stars...
LOL!!! OMG I forgot all about this thread. & Woww I really said that shit. LMAO


















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Old 10-28-2013, 01:14 PM   #112
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somehow j managed to rip his forskin while fucking me doggy a couple of years ago.
The Fuck??? The interior of your snatch must be like sandpaper!!!
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:34 PM   #113
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:50 PM   #114
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I still say it ain't nuttin to fuck with.
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:54 PM   #115
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Hahahaha^

Trixx's putang aint nothing to fuck with!
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:21 PM   #116
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Old 10-29-2013, 12:21 AM   #117
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putting it on wrong?? how many way is there to put on a condom?? what are you doing, unrolling it, putting it in your ass, then having your boyfriend insert?? sorry TSA, that is the wrong way. you want to have your boyfriend put the condom on, then stick his dick in your ass

here, maybe this will help you..

this is from http://sexuality.about.com/od/contra...utoncondom.htm
  1. Check the expiration date on the condom.
    If you have a condom without an expiration date, do not use it.
  2. Carefully open the package.
    Watch out for your teeth, sharp nails, rings, or anything you might have on your hands that could damage the condom.
  3. Which side is up?
    Most condoms only roll on the penis one way. Make sure the resevoir tip (the little pointy hat part) is facing away from your penis before you put it on the tip of the penis.
  4. If you are uncircumcised, pull back your foreskin before rolling the condom on.
  5. Put the rolled-up condom over the tip of your penis.
    You should be able to see or feel the tip, and that there is space for the semen to collect.
  6. Pinch the air out of the tip of the condom.
    Doing this decreases the chances that the condom will break or burst off when you ejaculate.
  7. If you can use both your hands, use them.
    With one hand holding onto the condom at the head of your penis, use your other hand to unroll the condom all the way to the base of the penis. Make sure it is rolled all the way down the shaft.
  8. Add a little extra lubricant.
    If you're not using a pre-lubricated condom, you will probably want to add some water based lubricant to the outside of the condom. Even if you are using a lubricated condom, using extra lubricant increases sensitivity and reduces the chance of a condom breaking.
  9. Have sex!
  10. Hold on before you pull out.
    After ejaculation you should hold onto the condom at the base of your penis as you pull it out, to make sure it doesn’t slip off.
  11. Be considerate, clean up well.
    If you're looking to be extra considerate (and in case you have any pets who like to dig through your garbage) you can tie a knot in the condom so none of the contents spills out.
Tips:
  1. Putting a few drops of lubricant in the resevoir tip before you roll the condom on your penis can increase sensitivity.
  2. Please don't flush your condoms down the toilet.
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To answer the question of what to do when a girl queefs during sex....

You're supposed to make a wish... queefs are the vaginal equivalent of falling stars...
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That's got to be a defect of some kind. Most women's vaginas do not have the ability to inhale.
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queef is top 5 funniest words in the english language.


"dude, you just queefed on my sandwich"

"Dude, she's queefin up a storm"

"Awww dude, it smells like queef and eggs in here"

"I don't really pay attention to the Queef of Poetry"

"I don't listen to Queef Latifa, faggot"

"Hey queef of england, how about you queef elswhere, like your queef sized matress in queefsborough, queef"
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The Fuck??? The interior of your snatch must be like sandpaper!!!
ROFLMAO
AW MAN I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A WHILE
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Old 10-29-2013, 12:27 AM   #118
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Old 10-29-2013, 12:42 AM   #119
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Old 10-29-2013, 01:00 AM   #120
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If I'm not already doing so, then I start to fuck them really hard just so they know it doesn't bother me at all and they needn't feel embarrassed. If I'm already fucking them really hard then I just carry on.
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